December 2, 2008

What's next? Naked realtors?

17 comments:

  1. Is anybody at all concerned about the 20,000 US troops returning from Iraq to be stationed on US soil?

    Domestic Security Force

    Police state anyone?

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  2. Connie De Groot has found her niche at last!

    Nice Going Connie.

    Caveman Adkins to come on down and dance-for-dollars next.

    Caveman, how's all that leveraged real estate doing today? Ready to re-debate Schiff?

    Shave and a haircut, two bits...

    Sink Soot & Ashes and bring back HP by popular demand...

    DIE U PIGS

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  3. When those troops are stationed abroad, they usually try tap the local population for "R & R" and in Iraq and Afghanistan, that is pretty much nonexistent, unlike Vietnam where an entire sex industry grew up to "service" our servicemen.

    These virtual dancing girls and boys are the only "Welcome home" they'll get because there is nothing behind the curtain i.e. no support for medical, no psychological support, no financial support and for the injured heros, and probably no more sex because they got their junk got shot off or blown off or what's left doesn't work anymore due to brain injuries.

    It's hard to pleasure yourself with two hooks as hands, let alone satify your spouse!!

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  4. Only a projection?

    Well let it be said that HPers already predicted that nobody would actually see a "bottom" this year!

    Move along, no excitement here folks...

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  5. We are going to have to have the troops on US SOil. Remember the Walmart Terrorist Trample this last Friday. The Sheeple will be rioting very soon. Probably about January 20th Oh NINE time frame when Obama, yo' mama, cant fudge up a Birth Cert!!

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  6. Those dancing pictures are pathetic. Shameless and desperate realtors trying to rent condos with pictures of imaginary party people. I would laugh, but it's too sad.

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  7. Those soldiers with hooks for hands need to call up George Bush. He has an apology all ready for them.
    I Sawwweeeeeeee.....
    Weweee I ammm...

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  8. I for one am relieved to see that we will soon have a Domestic Security Force here on U.S. soil. They will come in very handy when the people in my nice neighborhood get all riot-y and stuff and try to steal my tomatoes.

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  9. I for one am relieved to see that we will soon have a Domestic Security Force here on U.S. soil. They will come in very handy when the people in my nice neighborhood get all riot-y and stuff and try to steal my tomatoes.


    Just wait until the troops take your guns and like the look of all the things you have. Do you think they'll hesitate to blow your brains out when they don't hesitate to blow the brains out of an innocent Iraqi?

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  10. What is the deal with the alex jones troll on here lately,
    don’t remember anonopussy ‘alex jones foot soldiers’ on HP, perhaps the name soot and ashes attract more then the usual conspiro kooks.

    Who knows.

    And I thought the world was coming to an end on Y2K

    Go figure

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  11. Did anyone listen to that tool Cramer last night say that these bailouts really weren't bailouts because the government will be making money on these deals?
    Not that I watch the freak, I swear I was only channel surfing when I heard this. I swear!

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  12. product idea: shadow porn

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  13. It's hard to pleasure yourself with two hooks as hands, let alone satify your spouse!!

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    geez, man, are you still stuck in 19th century technology?

    not difficult to imagine slip on attachments for the hooks made of rubber or some other elastic material. oh, my imagination is running wild!

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  14. This is getting too ridiculous.

    America has sunk below anything I thought possible (except perhaps the recent crush to death at a Slavemart).

    At the end of this academic year I'm off to Argentina with my wife and 4 year old - to spend some of the $500k profit I made when I sold my house near the top.

    Thank you Keith - you are the man!

    By the way - last week some snot 9th grader was complaining "why do we have to know percent?"

    I asked - "Raise your hand if you know somebody who has lost their house in the last 6 months". Half the class raised their hands. I explained to them that they lost their homes because they didn't know their numbers. I had their rapt attention for the next 20 mins! You would have been proud Keith ;-)

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  15. I haven't watched the video, I simply wanted to put in a "yes" vote for naked realtors (female please).

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  16. i want my future real estate transactions to include a "happy ending".

    scratch that. anytime I go out and view properties I want it to end with a happy ending.

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  17. Naked Realtors??



    God forbid!


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