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Monkey wants more then just the good feeling of dopamine induced by alcohol.
This monkey wants lots of pretty ladies, variety of exotic tasty foods, thrill of driving in fast cars, boats, motorcycles and quads, Joy of spending lazy hazy days on beautiful sandy beaches, ahhh and the pleasure of witnessing evil rotten Europe experience (hopefully) severe suffering for what it had done to mankind over the past 2000 years from the church to the Nazis and the unconditional moral support to homicidal maniacs today, the visual delight of tranquil yet wild nature.
So for this monkey Housing and economics still matter.
who cares , housing only goes up.It is welfare for people with jobs.dont worry the govt will fix the problem soon and we will be back to free money for owning a house.Buy now or be priced out forever.
Don't worry about colliding planets. As the Sun ages, it burns brighter and hotter. In half a billion years the Earth will be too hot for life except "extremophile" bacteria. Talk about global warming!
As the sun ages further, it'll expand into a red giant. Mercury will de-orbit first of course as the top of the sun's "atmosphere" reaches it and Mercury does a Skylab.
It's interesting that you bring this topic up. I've felt for a long time now that perhaps one of the causes of all this corruption, greed, and recklessness that we've been witnessing is man's subconsious belief in the 2012 doomsday theory. Not that I'm saying your graphics or post is related to 2012..., it clearly not, but it brought it to mind.
What do you think?
-Silly Monkey
P.S. Think about it, if you thought it was all gonna be over by 2012, whould you really save money or be concerned with retirement or global warming or care about anything for that matter... Other then partying like a rockstar and getting as much money as possible to do so. :p
Keithers ~ Don't you think mankind, should he survive another 1,000 years, will be controlling the orbits of not only everything in our own solar system by then, but also the destinies of most of the galaxies, as well? Knowledge and resultant power is expanding so fast, in the eternal scheme of things, that I wouldn't get too uptight about something supposed to occur a billion years off still. And that includes some misplaced concern about "the sun is going to go out".
As Keynes said, "In the long run, we are all reduced to subatomic particles in a gas cloud of superheated plasma caused by uncontrollable cosmic collisions."
But we still gotta do sometning to get by in the meanwhile...
Frede, it is indeed Jupiter (good catch) and they better hurry up if they want to have anything left to hit once Fraudbama recks our country and then the planet soon there after. The cancer is spreading and this whole thing is setting up to blow!
No new jobs and plenty more job losses on their way. My guess would be in the area of 3.0M - 3.5M million more by years end or roughly 500K per month on average for the remainder of this year. An uptick of 500K - 1M jobs in the Government is the only thing keeping it from surpassing 4M.
Housing after today is officialy dead. Fraudbama can try to rob Peter to pay Paul all he wants and give 15K to people to entice them to buy, but their is a problem. Lenders are not lending to these people like they used too and without jobs unless you buy them a house it doesn't work. Treasury yields have blown through 4% and have much further to travel still. Interest rates are not coming back down and 6% will be reached by months end if not sooner. I see 7% easily reached by November or so.
Autos despite Fraudbamas efforts at buying cars to update Government fleets will crash under their own weight. Screwing bond holder was Fraudbamas biggest mistake to date for our financials systems ability to get investors to invest. He has single handidly destroyed the financial principals that our country were founded on in just a few short months in office... way to go kid!!
We are fucked and that is just the simple truth in all of this. If things do not turn around then we are fucked!!! No second chance on this one because we went all in. All marbles in one basket and no more baskets on the horizon as they were used too. This is it folks. If healthcare goes through I truly believe we will not come through, but perhaps a distant chance if we stop now and start fixing the problem instead of adding to it.
Stop spending
Stop printing
Cut services
Cut Government payrolls
Reduce healthcare benefits for Government workers
Do away with all Government pensions immediately
Extend unemployment by 26 more weeks immediately. Make it a work for pay program where they must work 40 hours doing community clean up projects for the town they live in. People are going to need this or we will see an increase in crime and all sorts of other bad but expensive things to combat.
Pull troops out of every safe country (Japan for example) and immediately deploy them on US borders and get to work building the fence so we at least control who crosses moving forward. Hell you can document them at the gate if you want, but know who is being given legal status and gaining entry into our country. These are jobs and long term jobs.
Beak up and sell Fannie & Freddie immediately
Start preparing to sell Chrysler and GM now so in a few months we will be rid of them and get whatever we can for our money back.
The press is talking to Summers at the Council on Foreign Relations, and the question he just answered, at the beginning, it looked like he was listening to someone, and I could clearly hear someone feeding him his first line, "I'm not sure I'd entirely accept the premise of the question..."
One chance in 2500 for a Venus/Earth collision in the next 3.5 billion years -- hell that's better odds than Obama's economic rescue plans working.
ReplyDeleteFaster too.
Monkey wants more then just the good feeling of dopamine induced by alcohol.
ReplyDeleteThis monkey wants lots of pretty ladies, variety of exotic tasty foods, thrill of driving in fast cars, boats, motorcycles and quads, Joy of spending lazy hazy days on beautiful sandy beaches, ahhh and the pleasure of witnessing evil rotten Europe experience (hopefully) severe suffering for what it had done to mankind over the past 2000 years from the church to the Nazis and the unconditional moral support to homicidal maniacs today, the visual delight of tranquil yet wild nature.
So for this monkey Housing and economics still matter.
I don't suppose it matters to point out that that's Jupiter.
ReplyDeletewho cares , housing only goes up.It is welfare for people with jobs.dont worry the govt will fix the problem soon and we will be back to free money for owning a house.Buy now or be priced out forever.
ReplyDelete3.5 Billion years?
ReplyDeleteCan you be more specific?
Will this be before or after the Sun goes Supernova on us?
Will this be when Schiff's longterm investments break even?
Don't worry about colliding planets. As the Sun ages, it burns brighter and hotter. In half a billion years the Earth will be too hot for life except "extremophile" bacteria. Talk about global warming!
ReplyDeleteAs the sun ages further, it'll expand into a red giant. Mercury will de-orbit first of course as the top of the sun's "atmosphere" reaches it and Mercury does a Skylab.
Still, time for a good stiff one! :)
I need to find a lender that will give me a 3.5Bil year interest only option arm...quick!
ReplyDeleteI don't suppose it matters to point out that that's Jupiter.
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and while we are at it, look at the size of Africa! it stretches nearly pole to pole!
and look at the size of the nebula behind it! earth and jupiter have moved way out of the solar system.
ReplyDeleteSave us Obaammmmy!!
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that you bring this topic up. I've felt for a long time now that perhaps one of the causes of all this corruption, greed, and recklessness that we've been witnessing is man's subconsious belief in the 2012 doomsday theory. Not that I'm saying your graphics or post is related to 2012..., it clearly not, but it brought it to mind.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think?
-Silly Monkey
P.S. Think about it, if you thought it was all gonna be over by 2012, whould you really save money or be concerned with retirement or global warming or care about anything for that matter... Other then partying like a rockstar and getting as much money as possible to do so. :p
Keithers ~ Don't you think mankind, should he survive another 1,000 years, will be controlling the orbits of not only everything in our own solar system by then, but also the destinies of most of the galaxies, as well? Knowledge and resultant power is expanding so fast, in the eternal scheme of things, that I wouldn't get too uptight about something supposed to occur a billion years off still. And that includes some misplaced concern about "the sun is going to go out".
ReplyDeleteh Right.
ReplyDeleteAnother diversion to Fear. FEAR!!!
If you beleive in the tooth fairy, George Bushco being smart or Dick Cheneyburton being innocent, Good for You.
Seek Professional Help.
America is Doomed to Die a horrible death.
Monkeys, Chimps and Politicians.
When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?
ReplyDeleteUSA Today:
WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer:
O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER
Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest:
'BYE
Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site:
IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
Sun:
ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
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Here's another funny one about the rapture:
http://www.idleworm.com/tww/2004/cc0002-069129.shtml
As Keynes said, "In the long run, we are all reduced to subatomic particles in a gas cloud of superheated plasma caused by uncontrollable cosmic collisions."
ReplyDeleteBut we still gotta do sometning to get by in the meanwhile...
Frede, it is indeed Jupiter (good catch) and they better hurry up if they want to have anything left to hit once Fraudbama recks our country and then the planet soon there after. The cancer is spreading and this whole thing is setting up to blow!
ReplyDeleteNo new jobs and plenty more job losses on their way. My guess would be in the area of 3.0M - 3.5M million more by years end or roughly 500K per month on average for the remainder of this year. An uptick of 500K - 1M jobs in the Government is the only thing keeping it from surpassing 4M.
Housing after today is officialy dead. Fraudbama can try to rob Peter to pay Paul all he wants and give 15K to people to entice them to buy, but their is a problem. Lenders are not lending to these people like they used too and without jobs unless you buy them a house it doesn't work. Treasury yields have blown through 4% and have much further to travel still. Interest rates are not coming back down and 6% will be reached by months end if not sooner. I see 7% easily reached by November or so.
Autos despite Fraudbamas efforts at buying cars to update Government fleets will crash under their own weight. Screwing bond holder was Fraudbamas biggest mistake to date for our financials systems ability to get investors to invest. He has single handidly destroyed the financial principals that our country were founded on in just a few short months in office... way to go kid!!
We are fucked and that is just the simple truth in all of this. If things do not turn around then we are fucked!!! No second chance on this one because we went all in. All marbles in one basket and no more baskets on the horizon as they were used too. This is it folks. If healthcare goes through I truly believe we will not come through, but perhaps a distant chance if we stop now and start fixing the problem instead of adding to it.
Stop spending
Stop printing
Cut services
Cut Government payrolls
Reduce healthcare benefits for Government workers
Do away with all Government pensions immediately
Extend unemployment by 26 more weeks immediately. Make it a work for pay program where they must work 40 hours doing community clean up projects for the town they live in. People are going to need this or we will see an increase in crime and all sorts of other bad but expensive things to combat.
Pull troops out of every safe country (Japan for example) and immediately deploy them on US borders and get to work building the fence so we at least control who crosses moving forward. Hell you can document them at the gate if you want, but know who is being given legal status and gaining entry into our country. These are jobs and long term jobs.
Beak up and sell Fannie & Freddie immediately
Start preparing to sell Chrysler and GM now so in a few months we will be rid of them and get whatever we can for our money back.
Isn't this all obvious to everyone???
Its a mad, mad, mad, mad world!
ReplyDelete(thanks to bozo criminals like bush and cheney)
Bring it on!
NO WMD's, NO 9/11 PROOF!!
IT WAS A BIG $2 Trillion Dollar SCAM AMERICA!!!
BWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a massive, massive SCAM HEADED by G.W BUSH and DICK H. CHENEY! Wake UP!!!!!!!
Don't give up Sashers!
ReplyDeleteTheres some cool NEW HOPE! New amazing crop circles that can ONLY be REAL signs of a mass-UFO invasion, soon!
Scientist say 10% of crop circles are REAL! Look at the real new ones!
Check em out on google's main home page, just click on the search "images" tab on top, then enter "new crop circles."
What do you think Keith?
Real? Fake?
I don't need no stinkin excuse to get drunk...
ReplyDeleteBut that seems a good of one as any!!!
hic...
Keith,
ReplyDeleteYou Monkey!
.
ReplyDeleteBetter start running
.
OH MY GOD THE SUN IS GONNA RUN OUT?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, From th epicture it just hits China, We are fine.
ReplyDeleteBut where will we get our stuff from?
I understand Venus has hot women. Bring it on!
ReplyDeleteWTF, is anyone watching Bloomberg right now?
ReplyDeleteThe press is talking to Summers at the Council on Foreign Relations, and the question he just answered, at the beginning, it looked like he was listening to someone, and I could clearly hear someone feeding him his first line, "I'm not sure I'd entirely accept the premise of the question..."
At 1:12 pm ET today - did anyone else hear this?
Fucking puppets!!!
Also, "computer glitch" at the NYSE today?
Yeah, so its a watermelon. Big deal.
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