December 4, 2008

Memories, Sweetened Through the Ages Just Like Wine



Housing as a game show.

Who'd have thunk?

21 comments:

Lost Cause said...

Wow. Now I want a brand new seawall too. But first I have to relocate next to the ocean.

Is that a moo moo, or is that a muumuu?

Anonymous said...

The disco soundtrack makes it.

Works_for_a living said...

So, where is that foul pig of a lady now, neck rolls of fat in debt, with no way out, and a worthless giant boat, that doesn't even fit in the canal. Seriously, I would like to know?

Big eyes, big teeth, big hair said...

These female TeeVee hosts are all stem-cell clones from Raychel Ray's belly button. Why do all these American women look like small dogs?

I don't mean to sound so harsh here. I just don't understand what genetic background all these women have to make them look that way. Are they a cross between some larger ethnic groups?

Why are Russian and Eastern European women all so beautiful and lanky and full-breasted when these short wide-faced, wide jawed and grinning American women are so unpleasant to look at.

It's like we've got two versions of women in this country: Short-fat, flabby and skin like a baseball mitt and tall, ematiated and big-mouthed like Connie DeGroot.

Raychel Ray- look at her face and then look at this TeeVee hostess and notice the similarity.

My apoligies to any women on this blog who take offense. I would comment on the men but this one post just made me want to comment on teh women this time.

thimblelina said...

I think it's both... Thimblelina

Anonymous said...

How about a montage of the Worlds most deceitful and dishonest RealWhores?

Start with Suzanne and work downward, lower towards DeGroot, Adkins, Lereah, and so-sorry Ruh Roh Yun...

OR

A 'Where are they Now' retrospect. Again start with Suzanne's victims from the infamous 'You can do this' 'this listing is special' video. Go to the balless, brainless fat asshole who capitulated to his selfish, pouting bitch wife and let's see how his life is going these days down at the homeless shelter for destitute fanny pack pussys...

Fuck America. America is DEAD.

Mission Accomplished.

DIE U PIGS

Anonymous said...

Fat greedy American bitch

Tyrone said...

Keith,
I think you're trying to steal my thunder. I've been watching that woman's house for 2 years, regularly checking to see if she defaults.

Wind Farmer said...

I can't really know for sure, but I bet she did just what they said to do, ended up in forclosure one year later and now lives in a trailer park. The neighbor's hate her dogs and kids across the street keep shooting at them with their bb guns.
Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

Where does a woman who looks and sounds like that get the kind of money to buy a house like that in the first place?

And do these realtors just pick these numbers out of thin air?
"We think your house is worth....(wait for it)...drum roll....hang on....lemme think some more....
--ONE FRICKIN' BAZILLION DOLLARS!!!"

Yahooooooooo!!!! I'm rich!!!

Arlene said...

I've been astounded at how the housing porn reruns grind on as though NOTHING has happened. Except for the unintended satire, what is entertaining about this NOW?

I suppose HGTV is trying to get value out of content made during the early '00's -- before the metaphorical roof fell in, the seawall collapsed, the boat ran aground, and the renovated kitchen became bare of groceries.

But, as another poster pointed out, they're missing a great bet for a new concept: "Flip That House 2006: Where Are They Now?"

"In less than lovely locations and with considerably less than 1.6 million dollars," would be my guess.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Andrea, you get a brand new kitchen, brand new seawall AND a brand new HUGE BOAT.

Just one thing, you have to turn it all back over to the bank in April.

Anonymous said...

--ONE FRICKIN' BAZILLION DOLLARS!!!"

-------------------------------

what does Brazilian currency have to do with this?

Anonymous said...

Big eyes, big teeth, big hair said...
Why do all these American women look like small dogs?

(Wal-Mart, SUV, Unlimited Credit, Super Size McDonalds and Cheese Doodles and large Fried Dough, stretch clothing and no excersize whatsoever except operating the flat screen TV remote and swiping credit cards at Starbucks)

Why are Russian and Eastern European women all so beautiful and lanky and full-breasted when these short wide-faced, wide jawed and grinning American women are so unpleasant to look at.

(They generally excersize regularly and religiously, watch their diets, eat properly have immense pride and are productive interesting well read sexual confident human beings. Most of these women could kick my ass too physically in a flat minute if push came to shove and I work out daily too. They are physial specimens, confident smart and tough.)

For an accelerated course, go to nomarriage.com and have your horizons widened...

Note to American Sows:
Wise up. You have a short shelf life and time is going bye fast for YOU. Put the remote and chocolates down and get your fat ass to the gym and then to the Library or Bookstore. Try to remember YOU are not the center of the universe.

I approve this message and do not care who I insult with truth.

You're Welcome.

America is Dead.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Lewis Grizzard

Anonymous said...

Seriously, check this page out:

http://www.singleabroad.com

Carefully look at the woman on the left, and then scan over to the thing on the right...

Which specimen do you run into most often in your daily routine in America, Turd World Nation of Nothing?

I Rest my Case.

Oink Oink, squeel...

Anonymous said...

Here's W's new $2 million home in Dallas. Wonder if he needed a mortgage?

Hello, Angelo, this is your buddy George...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com
/archive/years/2008/1204082bush1.html

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said:

"Seriously, check this page out:

http://www.singleabroad.com

Carefully look at the woman on the left, and then scan over to the thing on the right..."

I looked at the women on the left and then the woman on the right.

The woman on the right is not American, or at least the photo is not from America. Look at the table and bench. That's German hardware she's sitting on. If you've ever been to Germany and sat in a beer garden you'll recognize these benches made of angle-iron and painted green.

They may have those in the US but I've never seen em. But I have seen them in Germany.

Although the European women have the reputation of all being beautiful. There are some women (and men for that matter) that are just as fat and ugly as the "ugly" American.

Anonymous said...

"The woman on the right is not American, or at least the photo is not from America. Look at the table and bench. That's German hardware she's sitting on. If you've ever been to Germany and sat in a beer garden you'll recognize these benches made of angle-iron and painted green.

They may have those in the US but I've never seen em. But I have seen them in Germany."

Karl Rove still hanging here?

Denial, not a river in egypt or germany for that matter. German hardware and german angle iron? -Fuck You, Asshole.

kendra todd's bathtub bubbles said...

My house is worth WHAT?!?!?!?

Anonymous A-hole aka K. Rove said...

"-Fuck You, Asshole."

Dude what's up with that?

All I'm saying is that the photo was not taken in the US. I didn't say the woman wasn't american.

Jeez, lighten up. Why is it people throw a tantrum every time there's a post that doesn't fit with their narrow view of things.

Ok, I know a "Fuck you" in a blog has far less weight and shouldn't be taken as such but still, tone down the retaliatory response. Don't go nucular on a hair trigger.

But while we're keeping with the spirit:

F*ck you too! and have a nice day you fat American slob!