February 22, 2009

The NAR wants illegals to buy homes, so here's their stock commercial. Let me translate.



In America, you don't need money or a job to buy a home, and mortgage fraud isn't a crime, so you can lie on your application, put no money down, and live in that home scott-free with no payment, for at least a year until anyone gets wise.

In America, it's illegal to buy a home without a REALTOR. REALTORS are the smartest people in America, so always do everything they say.

REALTORS can show you how to get rich by flipping houses. You'll never have to work again if you let a REALTOR help you. REALTORS are your best friends, and are honest and ethical and should always be trusted. You should reward your REALTOR with cash tips after you get your new home.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

crooks I say.

Anonymous said...

"We have sort of become a nation of whiners,"

Amen, Mr. Gramm.

Unknown said...

speaking spanish doesn't make you illegal....

Anonymous said...

Damn good thing most can't understand him...

"...more than just a roof over your heads, it is also the key to long-term riches..."

¡Yah May Une ReelTore Oh Ay MeezMowOoo!

Anonymous said...

I guess they want the 92% of the people who pay their mortgage to subsidize it.

Meanwhile, Mexico is going to explode into civil war. Got to put the refugees in a KB Home right?

Anonymous said...

Every time I say the word "Realtor (R)" I throw up a little vile , nasty tasting vomit in my mouth.

Think for a moment about the "Foreclosure bus tours" ...

They helped create the crisis ...
Now they feel compelled to profit off their former victims misery.

A nasty group of vultures

Anonymous said...

So because i speak Spanish that makes me an "illegal"?

that's not racist,it's just plain ignorant and I take offense at this post.

how dare you call me and my family who have worked so hard in this country and my cousins who are currently serving this country in Afghanistan Illegals.

an apology is do here,being immature and stupid do not give you the right to insult us that way.and don't give me that crap that is misread your post because I did not,be a man and apologize.

and don't you ever paint us with the same brush as others....

blogger said...

I speak Spanish and am not insulted by myself. And a big f*ck you to the PC crowd.

But in regards to the REIC wanting illegals to buy homes, I'd refer you to the genius writings of Nicholas Retsinas on this subject

It's true. If the illegals don't buy homes, who'll live in all these homes?

I guess they can rent 'em.

But more likely, they're going home. There are no jobs in America for them.

Anonymous said...

you sir, are a coward

I am in no way part of the "PC" crowd


it's a shame your blog as just become a fear mongering blog.

goodbye to all,it was all great until this morning...

blogger said...

Yeah! I got rid of one!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I can actually translate and one part made me want to puke. He said, "A house is more than just a roof over your head, it's a way to accumulate wealth over the long term." They are sooooo shameless, it makes me sick. And Eric is right when he says that speaking Spanish does not make your illegal but the percentages are pretty high, present company excluded of course.

Anonymous said...

speaking spanish doesn't make you illegal...


It doesn't help either!

Anonymous said...

Keith,

Good job handling George L.

I am sorry he is gone before I could insult the SOB myself.

Most around here get the point you are trying to make.

Anonymous said...

George had issues

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't his name be pronounced whore - gay?

Mitesh Damania said...

No me gusta el rescate.

Anonymous said...

Keith; this last thread?

Hilarious! Some readers obviously don't understand SATIRE!

Tarantino and Travolta say "nigger" 20x and win an Oscar. Some white cop uses it and loses his job!

EVERYBODY! STOP TAKING OFFENSE!

If you're a spic, wet back, chink, rag head, nigger, cracker, wop, jew, injun, or anyone else..(did I miss anyone?) GET OVER IT!

I swear you're all freaks!!!!!

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