March 22, 2009

And then the realtors went out and got real jobs: "Women needing cash go from jobless to topless"


Oh, so many stories in the naked city.

One fascinating one is the stripper who got her real estate license, and then right back to the pole.

World's oldest profession, tied to the world's scummiest profession. You've gotta wonder, what percent of realtors have been or are now strippers, porn stars and hookers?

From jobless to topless: As economy worsens, more women give strip clubs, adult films a try

CHICAGO (AP) -- As a bartender and trainer at a national restaurant chain, Rebecca Brown earned a couple thousand dollars in a really good week. Now, as a dancer at Chicago's Pink Monkey gentleman's club, she makes almost that much in one good night.

The tough job market is prompting a growing number of women across the country to dance in strip clubs, appear in adult movies or pose for magazines like Hustler.

Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they're seeing an influx of applications from women who, like Brown, are attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.

30 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Oh I was down in Orange County last week and took a friend to a place called Fritz. Just thought we would spend the afternoon staring at tits. Well I was shocked to find out all these girls had recently come from real estate "careers" and now find themselves stripping. I think it was the other way around...the strippers became Realawhores, then just went back to their old professions....

Screwed Pooch said...

One really hot pron star was Raylene, she went to Real Estate http://www.teamstacey.com/

Enough said...

vanilla ice said...

If I could make a couple grand in a night I'd do that too.

Anonymous said...

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Anyone seen Kendra Todd lately?

RayNLA

Anonymous said...

Now wait just a second. The Adult Film Industry is a highly regulated industry that takes pride in *COUGH* caring *COUGH* for its employees. We can't have a bunch of diseased, immoral, degenerate RealtWhores dragging down their fine reputation.

an overleveraged sob said...

Another reason to live in Phoenix, the kidnappings. How did the swanster forget that one?


http://tinyurl.com/czllhd

Anonymous said...

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Where is Connie Degroot dancing?

I want to know at what truckstop in Bakersfield or what off ramp?



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casey said...

Is catherine reagor still employed in arizona?Must be a bitch to work for tips.

Anonymous said...

Dancing on a granite stage, sliding on a stainless steel pole?

Anonymous said...

"As a bartender and trainer at a national restaurant chain, Rebecca Brown earned a couple thousand dollars in a really good week. Now, as a dancer..."

I don't see anything about a realtor becoming a stripper in this story you quoted. Filling in some blanks?

Eric said...

"One really hot pron star was Raylene, she went to Real Estate http://www.teamstacey.com/"

Their office is on Ventura.... nuff said.

Stacey has a love of the arts and was a working actress for many years before starting her career in real estate. An "actress" indeed

Anonymous said...

Keith,Keith,Keith why you obsession with realtors. It is like saying soldiers cause wars. Think about it who REALY is at fault and to blame for this mess we are in…..???

YES it’s really you and I and the other “WE THE PEOPLE”!!! We the people let this happen because our government is in business because of “WE THE PEOLE”.

Soon PLEASE, “WE THE PEOPLE” make corrections so we can move on to even better things America is capable of.

“WE THE PEOPLE” have the GREATEST form of government mankind has ever known.

WOW this is America and we are “THE PEOPLE”.

Have a nice day!!!

wolfie_cr said...

oh man , I hope you watch tonights Dateline NBC

they are trying to talk to your orange buddy LOL

consultant said...

You want to know where the rest of that AIG money went? Strip clubs. The next bubble.

New blog: "StripClubPanic".

I volunteer to be one of the reporters.

Anonymous said...

only in amerika, the land of opportunity...

pigs always return to their slop because they like it and it is the only thing they have ever known. if i was the dad of one of these twits, i would be very, very proud of my daughter.....

Anonymous said...

Shelia Bair and Nancy Pelosi double act. Bring your dollars.

Anonymous said...

Hey, you wanted socialism so badly, so now pay up suckers:

http://theexpiredmeter.com/

See, that Change they're talking was about coin change coming out of your pockets. Keep voting the same thieves into office, geniuses.

Anonymous said...

Is that the latest Bratz for little kids?

fullmarty said...

I sold houses before I became a stripper

Will Strip for Food said...

There is no such thing as easy money.

Oh, and behind every great fortune is a crime.

patrat said...

Oh to be young again ...

Anonymous said...

not really funny though, stripping etc. is a bad job no matter what they pay...probably alot of women have to do it because they have to support their families. They are not prepared for the downside....I know you will all laugh at this, but many of these women were not necessarily realtors or perpetrators of the financial scam on America. Bad times.

Anonymous said...

"...Is catherine reagor still employed in arizona?..."

"...What's hurting builders is the same thing that's hampering home buying for some: the credit crisis..."

EXCELLENT ANALYSIS. Since overwhelming debt is the root of the debacle, surely MORE WILL HELP; correct?

I swear to God, you cannot swing a dead cat without hitting multiple priceless gems:

An open letter to Catherine Reagor

"...Posted: Monday, February 20th, 2006...we are more likely to gain 10% in value this year than to lose it...

...A paper loss against paper profits will have few if any measurable real-world consequences..."

If we can just keep them off-the-books, right Hound?

MONEY SHOT: I encourage you both to call upon me if you have questions about how real estate works in real life...

...let me do your math problems for you, I won’t make fun of you for getting them wrong.

Mitesh Damania said...

Came back from visiting Encore in Vegas in Saturday nite. Their XS club had at least a thousand people waiting in line trying to get in. They had guards everywhere. Why do people wait in lines that may not let them in?

And the gals were mostly wearing 1 piece black dresses trying to outdo each other in academics.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

not really funny though, stripping etc. is a bad job no matter what they pay...probably alot of women have to do it because they have to support their families. They are not prepared for the downside....I know you will all laugh at this, but many of these women were not necessarily realtors or perpetrators of the financial scam on America. Bad times.

March 23, 2009 4:58 AM<<<<

true more or less, but they are predators for all intents and purposes. the minute a victime walks into one of those places, you have just painted a target on your back and the goal of the employees in those establishmenets is to attempt to wring out every last dollar you have on your person as well as max out any credit cards you have as well. i used to feel sorry for the mexicans i used to see in those places. those women would work those poor men and take every dollar they had. you know those people worked hard for that money and to me, it was beyong contempt. but that is the way it is. the good part(if there is a good part about it)is that any cc charges in some place like this can be disputed especially if you feel you were overcharged which is another thing they like to do around there. when they think you are drunk, they attempt to stack up the charges on your cc, hoping that you won't notice and you will just lay down and pay it.....oh the memories......such fun times......
yeh right...

Anonymous said...

about that keith soot and ashes bear market rally?

SeattleMoose said...

Predicted an "improvement" in the "quality" of "adult entertainment" almost 3 years ago....

And lo and behold.....and now gentlemen, on center stage at Joe's JugShack....(fill in name of favorite REWhore) !!!!

Anonymous said...

What does Greg Swann's wife look like?

Anonymous said...

I know you will all laugh at this, but many of these women were not necessarily realtors or perpetrators of the financial scam on America. Bad times.

You were right.

...he he

...hahaha

...heeheehee...

...bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Now they can turn all the foreclosed McMansions they sold to idiots into strip clubs and cat houses.