March 23, 2009

See a trend?

When the product is bad and defective, go for sex. It always sells.

I love the GOP. Who ever thought you could sell incompetence, corruption, fear and intollerance with sex.


Let's see if they can find us a stripper in 2012.


Tony said...

I think its more of a fact that Conservatives have more fun.

Conservative chics are hot.

Libtard tofurky eating granola crunching global warming frog protectionists, are ugly people haters.

Anonymous said...

It is a bit ironic, but it is true that conservative/republican girls are way sexier and hotter that lib/democrat girls. Hillary (ugh), Madaline Albright (ugh), Nancy Pelosi (ugh), 99.9% of NOW members, 99.5% of lesbians (except porno), 99% of environmental whackos. There are a few fugly repubs and a few hot dems, but the ratio is 180 degrees opposite from one another. Is that Laurie Duhe, and is she wearing any underwear?

Anonymous said...

that guy on fox is most likely thinking of his male lover, not the girl next to him.

Anonymous said...

Dude, Ann Coulter is not sexy nor is she good looking. She is very skinny and very disgusting looking. Just because you have blonde hair and blue eyes doesn't automatically make you good looking!

Anonymous said...

So Keith, a woman can't be sexy or strong? Is that bad? Is that anything to be ashamed of?

However, Michelle Obama can be showing her body-builder arms everyday, because the cultists and corrupt media loves it!!!

Anonymous said...




Alice said...

@ Anonymous 8:41

"It is a bit ironic, but it is true that conservative/republican girls are way sexier and hotter that lib/democrat girls"

Maybe the spokes people are... but they are just paid shills. As a constituency, Repub ladies tend to be dumpy housewives who think sex is for reproduction. Why do you think all the repub men are all ways cheating or are closet gay.

Lori Do Dallas said...

Hey Bubba -- Look at my butt and fergit yer worries! LOL

casey said...

I'd bang them all.I am low on viagra though.

Anonymous said...


You are really turning into a retard.

Seriously, I am a left leaning independent. That said, your continuous bashing of republicans is kind of stupid.

What's the point? Are they in control? It's like Bill Maher the other day - devoting his show to Sarah Palin baby dolls and shit - what the fuck is the relevance of Sarah Palin this day? Nothing, because there is none.

You should be spending your time with the issues at hand, not old worn republican bashing for republican bashing's sake.

What the fuck.

consultant said...

They're working on it. They're working on it.

Tony said..
You obviously don't get outside your tight circle very much, do you?

Uptight people usually don't have much fun. However, conservatives who are hypocrites have lots of fun. Usually at the expense of others. A lot of conservative hypocritical men will hang in strip clubs until the sun comes up. They can't get enough of the stuff. The next day they're ranting and raving about how the "moral" values of the country are falling apart.

I don't like hypocrites.

jeff in AK said...

So when is the Obama/Geithner beefcake calendar scheduled for release? Throw some amazon leathers on Michelle and hand her a riding crop!

Seriously, my wife is great at judging character and has a 30 year track record with very few errors. On election night she watched Obama's speech where at one point he faced a camera directly and smiled. She was overwhelmed by a premonition of evil in his facial expression and it has bothered her to this day. I laughed it off back in November, but now I'm starting to think she may have nailed it again. Our little professor is a twisted, messed-up SOB, and as a country will will all suffer the consequences of a national mistake.

Mitesh Damania said...

With that hair, Laurie looks like Christina Applegate

Anonymous said...

You think coulter is hot? She has an Adams apple like a dude. I would choose a Libtard any day over that thing.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter is NOT ATTRACTIVE. She is a bag of bones. Look how skinny she is, no meat at all! Just plain old not attractive at all.

Dr. Doom said...

Get a box of tissues and watch this with the sound off....

The Fox hotties in action!

gutless and lazy said...


Anonymous said...


Lets not forget Janet(shoot em up) Reno

She's a Hot Dem!

Just picture Reno in thigh high crotchless leathers!

Yea baby!


Anonymous said...


Was Marge Schott a Dem?

Man she was HOT!!!!


Anonymous said...

Don't forget Helen Thomas!


I guess your right,

Conservative bitches are Hot!

Anonymous said...

I see a trend.

An ugly trend.



Read Carefully!THIS IS SCARY

Read until you reach the end.

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope' , together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

*Who am I? *


Scary isn't it?

Bukko_in_Australia said...

Why do you think so many realtwhore chicks (and a lot of the male agents) are hot-looking? Pretty people can always sell ugly products.

FWIW, I took one out to dinner once in Florida in 1997. French-Canadian, hailed from Shania Twain's hometown and looked like her, we met up in a Spanish language class. She was TOTALLY obsessed with selling RE, to the point where she'd get up early and before she even went to work, would call a coach and do practice pitches for her sales spiels. It was all she could talk about -- selling houses, selling houses, selling houses.

She was making good money, and looked down her nose at me because I drove a pickup truck (my 63 split-window Vette was too unreliable for first dates). I had a socially responsible job, taking care of sick hospital patients, but she acted like that was too pedestrian. (I didn't know how cuntish she was until I asked her out.) And she insisted on paying for her half of the meal, even though I was flush with cash from an inheritance several years earlier. In short, pretty face, good bod, but an arsehole where she should have had a heart.

That's one of the reasons I like your blog, Keith -- you have the same distaste for realtwhores as I do.

Brandine said...

More Republican vs. Democrat bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Dan Coulter sure looks like a real woman, doesn't he?

Anonymous said...


That is one Hot drumstick!


Anonymous said...


Saul said...

The italians know how to mix sex with politics. Don't forget "Cicciolina" (real name Ilona Staller) who more or less got voted into parliament because she flashed her chest whenever she could.

You could perhaps argue that Ronald Regan and Arnie are examples of eye candy for female voters? ....Nah.