May 26, 2009

Did I mention that Great Britain is full of alcoholics and degenerates?



Come on over next year and chase the cheese.

Hey, beats spending your weekend shopping for crap at Wal-mart.


27 comments:

vanilla ice said...

So which has more alcoholics and degenerates, US or UK?

keith said...

UK has far and away more alcoholics. I'd say that about 92% of people here are alcoholics. You go to the pub every night. And they don't just drink 1 or 2 - they go for 5 or 6.

In terms of degenerates, I'd have to say the US. Although the yobs over here are inspired by the scum over there.

And then there's the Irish.

Anonymous said...

I prefer the crazies in Japan riding the log (a big ass will crush you log) down the hill, but this was still good fun. Ah, to be young and stupid again.

Anonymous said...

Australia has more degenerates, alcoholics and pedophiles,

Children of prostitutes and low-lifes

Exported from England for good reason!

Batman said...

What's the rate of C-1 and C-2 spinal injuries?

Anonymous said...

Thats Hilarious!

Ozzy said...

Keith,

Just been to London last week.
Was last there back in 1998 when I immigrated to Northern Cal. Boy am I glad I left.

How can you handle the UK Keith ? I still regard the US as heaven compared to the UK. I'd never go back.

Ozzy

Wally said...

See what happens when you have nationalized health care don't give a crap if you can't hold down a job and break a bunch of bones chasing cheese down a hill

Anonymous said...

What about the Irish?

MsNJ said...

I told a lawyer the other day that my stbx drinks, and mentioned, "of course, he's English", and she acted surprised that English people drink. She'd never heard of pub culture. wtf.

Maybe it's a generational thing? Post punk youth embracing loutish behavior, paki-bashing, soccer rioting, happy slapping, etcetcetc and of course a full-on drink orgy til the pubs close and then a curry and a fight after? Have the English always been drunkards?

All those Reformation era tales about gin houses, etc make me think yes.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Brits are spineless

Anonymous said...

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Speaking of Perv's

Where's Bukko?


Ay mate


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Anonymous said...

No one is asking the important question:

So who get's to eat the cheese?

Anonymous said...

Ozzy - as a fellow Brit who did the same in 93 and moved to Chicago. I fully agree with you - no comparison, thank god we got out.

Keith - funniest and then I'v read in a long while.

Mitesh Damania said...

Gathering in New York tomorrow, Wed 05-27-2009, in support of lawsuit brought by native Nigerian peoples vs. Shell Oil. Remember Ken Saro-Wiva!

More info: http://www.askbutwhy.com/2009/05/case-against-shell-murder-exploitation.html

Guberville Smack said...

What? You mean people don't follow politics and financial news all day every day?
You mean people actually have fun once in a while?
Do you think they actually get laid?
Do you think they actually forget about money and the state of the world every once in a while?
What about Cramer? What did he say today?
I think I saw one of them actually smile!
Don't they know Cheney and Mozilo have not yet been prosecuted?

You could never do anything like that in the Land of the Great Crying Vagina though. Someone would get a boo-boo and sue because it would be someone's fault.

k.w. - Southern Ca. said...

Did *we* mention that the US is full of alcoholics and degenerates?
http://snipurl.com/ium01

Much, much more carnage to come.

Anonymous said...

Change(up) you can believe in: Gen. George Casey, Army chief of staff: Pentagon is prepared to leave fighting forces in Iraq for as long as a decadeOf course, more cynical people knew this 5 years ago.

Obama is bad and brings no change, you say?

Nothing gets by you.

Markus Arelius said...

Keith,
Have you noticed whether the Brits are swearing more frequently these days. I was always struck by how often they'd use phrases "bloody hell!" and "f*&^ing hell!" in daily language. I imagine now with the recent run on banks, housing boom and crash, and MP scandal that the British penchant for swearing must have doubled, if not tripled in recent months.

Laura'sBush said...

Damn...havent laughed that hard in a while...

Thanks for sharing this GEM!!

Anonymous said...

Obammmmmmy gave me cheese!

Anonymous said...

Here's what's happened, before the utter collapse of the British Empire, these are the year in and around the Suez Crisis, 1950 to 1960, the Brits called us Yanks, colonists. It wasn't designed for flattery in mind.

Then, from '56 to '72, Suez nationalization to Bahrain's independence, they'd lost all colonies in Asia/Africa sans Hong Kong. That was a humiliation of an extraordinary magnitude and that's when Britain becomes the US's staging pad (a.k.a. b*tch) for western European commerce and banking. Since then, it was always 'Yank this' and 'Yank that', they could no longer even attempt to look down on the US anymore, the big bad child of mother England had emerged as its own English-speaking Empire but with no authentic ancestral relations to England (outside of certain Massachusetts area enclaves) since 75% of Americans are a mix of various Germanic, Celtic, Slavic, and Mediterranean ethnicities, the "white" melting pot. Albeit, this is now beginning to change today but that was the profile for much of the 20th century.

So in effect, the UK became a petting zoo for American ex-pats... "See the Queen, the doubledecker buses, Stonehenge, the Beatles, the Clash, Fish/Chips, Monty Python, the Gin makers, etc" but it was never considered a place of power, just a place to loiter around in, a theme park of some sort.

Anonymous said...

Keefer, you did forget to mention (as always) that 'All Eurotards' are alcoholics and degenerates.

And we wonder why in the world they couldn’t just resolve the cheese issue with dialogue.

Fernando Valenzuela said...

Haaaa...the Spaniards run with the bulls and the Brits run with the cheese!!

MsNJ said...

PS - forgot to ask Keith, which are you? An alcoholic or a degenerate? Surely you must be assimilating with the locals by now...

Paid Off said...

Amen brother! I love Brit bashing. Bunch of stuck up idiots.

i've had it said...

The Brits are fascists. All you need to do is walk around London or drive their highways and every move you make and every turn you take in your car is tracked. The Brits have become the most evil nation on earth because of their police state and surveillance society. They are exporting this technology, and the policies of their police state around the world. It's amazing that a once great nation could sink into such oblivion. But it figures when you have such morons as these limeys chasing cheese wheels down a hill.

Forget God save the queen; God needs to save the Brits.