May 29, 2009

Here's Darth Vader trying to sell more sh*t

Seriously? WTF is Cheney doing out there anyway?

Man, this guy is a real piece of work.

Cause economic collapse, check.

Explode the government debt level, check.

Set the country on a path of unsustainable financial ruin, check.

Blame Obama, check.

BTW, is Dick Cheney running in 2012? Man, that would be amazing.

Although prison would be better.


Anonymous said...

Trying to save his own sorry ass.

It's pathetic.

Lost Cause said...

PS -- You left off the choice of "None" on your "Next Car" survey.

Keep their greedy little mitts off of your money.

bobby lensky said...

with the crap Obama is pulling like this:

May 20 (Bloomberg) -- The Obama administration may call for stripping the Securities and Exchange Commission of some of its powers under a regulatory reorganization that could be unveiled as soon as next week, people familiar with the matter said.

The proposal, still being drafted, is likely to give the Federal Reserve more authority to supervise financial firms deemed too big to fail. The Fed may inherit some SEC functions, with others going to other agencies, the people said. On the table: giving oversight of mutual funds to a bank regulator or a new agency to police consumer-finance products, two people said.

Cheney is blamed for fascism but Obama is going to give the Fed (an unelected body) the powers of an elected body... So who's a fascist?

yu been skooled said...

Only 2 sycophants agreeing with you. Aren't you feeling lonely now?

I have an idea.

Why don't you do an "approval" survey?

Let's see if your numbers beat Cheney's 37% or so.

Now that would be entertaining......

You are such a clown.

amigauser said...


When are you going to run a piece on what a hypocrite Obama is?

Military tribunals - check
jails without trials - check
Still in Iraq - check
Still in Pipelinistan - check
Banker bailouts - check
Appointing political judges - check

"If voting changed anything, it would be abolished"

Bukko_in_Australia said...

yu been, you been dreaming if you think Dickless has a 37% approval rating. That would be higher than the Chimperor's was, and a lot of people could convince themselves that Bushwit was at least a smiling, aw-shucks simpleton. Not so with Snarlin' Dick. His favourable ratings were 18% at the end of his reign of error.

I cannot fathom why Shotgun Dick wields such clout. He's just a pudgy, bald, cranky motherfucker who's never shot at anything that might shoot him back. At least with Hitler, Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, Putin, Saddam, Prabakharan and most other war-starting mass murderers, they FOUGHT in the military. If you crossed them, you could envision that they'd whip out a pistol and shoot you through the eyeball.

Cheney's just a pasty-white bureaucrat with a pissy attitude. What's he gonna do -- cut your budgetary appropriation? Have Addington write an unpleasant memo? Cut off your access to somebody important and start a whispering campaign against you? What a pussy Dick is! If you punched him hard in the gut, his heart would go into fibrillation and he'd croak just from that. How can such a weakling exercise so much power?

The Founding Fathers would be ashamed that America's democracy could be destroyed by someone who's no more menacing than a junior high school vice principal. America -- you have been brought to your knees by a nasty grandpa! For shame!

Anonymous said...

You forgot!

"Laughing all the way to the Bank"

his daily Halibuton haul thanks to the wars he started

Anonymous said...

Evidently, his current project must be to completely destroy the GOP.
As long as his mouth keeps running and he continues to show his face the GOP is dead or worse.
And I thought the last election was a bloodbath - wait till the next one.

Beast Master said...

Karma is a bitch. Dick Cheney feels the heat of Hell licking at his heels. He feels the compulsive need to get out in front of his crimes by trying to throw red herrings all over the place. He knows people are starting to look up from their bag of cheezdoodles, look around at the ruins of their finances, and see what actually happened under his watch. And make no mistake, it WAS HIS WATCH. Georgie was munching on pretzels and watching his fingernails grow. Yeah, Dickie Boy is feeling the guilt. Haliburton will be his Waterloo. said...

You'll enjoy this one from way back in January...

"Vice President Dick Cheney says that his boss, President George W. Bush, has no need to apologize to the American people for not doing more to head off the financial calamity, saying no one saw the crisis coming.

During an interview Thursday with The Associated Press in his West Wing office, Cheney defended the administration’s performance on an economy that is growing weaker daily and which recently collapsed in spectacular fashion. Cheney said that 'nobody anywhere was smart enough to figure it out.'

"Dick Cheney's Revisionism Of The Financial Crisis"

Anonymous said...

Hanging would be best.

Call it treason. Close enough.

Get Bushco in line too.

America is DEAD.

Matt C said...


He's not trying to sell some shit. He's there to make Obama look reasonable by comparison. Only the bat-shit crazy vader can make Obama look sane in comparison. The entire left's argument about why Obama is ok is predicated on how much worse Bush & co were. We need to return to MORAL ABSOLUTES. A little less torture is NOT OK. Its STILL FUCKING TORTURE, and Obama is now totally complicit.

Anonymous said...

Who cares about the old man? I still waiting to see his lesbian daughter in some 5 on 5 porn. Look at me daddie!


Anonymous said...

I Object, Cheney's is not Darth Vader, Chaney is the Emperor.

Anonymous said...

Comparing Cheney to Darth Vader is out of line and completely unfair... to Darth Vader.

In the end, Darth was redeemable.

Anonymous said...

BTW, is Dick Cheney running in 2012?

He sure gets my vote

Anonymous said...

Using the rhetoric of his administration, I'd say he is a traitor by not supporting the President in a time of war.

So are all the others critics here and elsewhere.

OF COURSE that's not really true, but it's a real good look in the mirror at how these people hurt this country.

But thanks for pointing out how bad Obama is...

Nothing gets by you.

Except for the obvious reality that ALL OF THEM represent the interests of a very few, at the expense of the many.

Yes; Obama is bad too. Got it.

Thanks for that Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious.

Wanking yourselves silly asserting that he is worse than the previous?

Heh. Setting the bar pretty fucking high there.

The tragedy for our country is that he is making impressive progress towards that, and has a respectable chance of actually attaining that admirable goal.

Anonymous said...

Heeer'e Keefer,

reporting live from MSNBC

Batman said...

Was going to post but then I read Bukko's comment. No need, just ditto what he said (and well said by the way).

RICO said...

Cheney sold out the long term viability of America for short term windfall profits for his corporate masters.

The parasites have killed the host.

The only joy will be watching them twist in the wind as this bastardized financial system implodes.

Cheney will burn in hell for his treasonous acts.

Hillary Clinton said...

Man, with all the great special effects and make up artists in Hollywood, I can't tell who I am looking at anymore. Is that Cheney or Obama? Oh hey George, that mak-up makes you look like Hillary, f'n amazing.

Ok, no more sarcasm, to the point. Obama is just as much of a peice of shit as Cheney. Biden is as bad a Bush. Mrs. Clinton is as bad as her husband and it would not surprise me to find out the Lewinsky scandal was a threesome. They all suck, pull your head out of your ass Keith.

Oh you had a bromance dream in your sleep lastnight.

Anonymous said...

I am absolutely convinced you are working for Obama.

Anonymous said...


I do not, nor ever have, liked Cheney, but you get full retard for the post.

For example, where the f*ck was Congress? Was your boy not a Senator? How much has your boy spent thus far? And look, he's already begun campaigning for his and his cronies' reelections! How's them gas prices and gold prices doing? Some change, bitch.

So, now I have to ask, what flavor is that Obama Kool-aid you have been drinking? I was thinking it was orange with extra sugar, but given that he is multiracial, I am going to have to go with Cherry with half the sugar.

SeattleMoose said...


Different finger puppets controlled by the same hand...

Anonymous said... the sh*t you try to sell people, as if you know how to run a country? the sh*t you try to sell people, as if the leaders of this country personally forced the citizens to explore their greed? the sh*t you try to sell people in pretending you are a centrist or, for that matter, anything other than a left-wing nutjob? the shit you tried to sell in 2004 when you decided you were qualified to run for President, Keith?

Anonymous said...

Now there's a slippery operator; asked about his administration's actions or lack thereof, proceeds with a dissertation of what is wrong with the present.

" need to apologize to the American people for not doing more to head off the financial one saw the crisis coming..."Of course you didn't; you pulled FBI staff from domestic to terror operations."...the agents with the expertise had been diverted to counterterrorism..."Just a few short years after McCain financial advisor Phil Gramm's Commodities Future Modernization Act allowed Enron and credit default swaps free reign.

gutless and lazy said...

That Cheney guy is one, SERIOUSLY F*CKED UP, dude!!!

Note to self...

Ask local reps to introduce a new bill requiring all office candidates pass a mental health test before they are allowed to run for public office.

Oh, and drug and alcohol abuse tests too. Mandatory. Random. Drug tests for all public office holders.

Gorganzola said...

This is amazing,
You guys actually believe that its America that has been fighting in Iraq?

Just cause they look like Americans?

Do you believe everything the MSM says?

What are those African looking people doing there, huh?

Gonzo, has a whole bunch of websites that prove that America is not involved in the Iraq war.

You guys just buy anything they sell on MSBC, you need to do more research on the sites provided by Gonzo to find out the truth around here..

Keefer, How bout a poll that asks how many think it’s the
a- US
b- Zimbabwe
c- Argentina
That’s at war with Iraq

I would not be surprised to see a high % of your readers select the US

Its cause they are un-informed

Amtex said...

Cheney is a psychopath and a traitor. Any American that still supports him is truly, truly disturbed.

consultant said...