May 23, 2009

I love the internets. And wolf shirts.



Go read the descriptions. Trust me.

Someone post that it stops foreclosures. Or raises realtor commissions back to 2005 levels.


5.0 out of 5 stars The name" t-shirt" does this item a great injustice


When does a shirt stop being just an article of clothing and becomes more? The answer is here, with this three wolf moon shirt. Governments should mass produce these and provide them for all citizens free of charge. Anything less should be deemed as a crime against humanity. If everyone had a three wolf moon t-shirt, there would be no war, no crime, no poverty; rather, the world would be a heaven on earth- a perfect society that was once thought to exist only in the after-life. I cannot tell you the exact effects this shirt will have upon you. It's powers are so great that it changes from person to person, giving the wearer exactly what they need and desire most. In summation: this is the single greatest item to exist on this planet. If I could only choose 100 things to take with me on while being stranded desert island for the rest of my life I would choose to take 99 of these shirts along with the maker of it, for such a man must be a deity of sorts.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

We should send one to Greg Swan

Anonymous said...

Greg Swan is a sheep, not a wolf

Anonymous said...

Gimmmeee wolf shirts!!!

keith said...

I saw a wolf shirt at a street market over here today. Next to the Bon Jovi rugs.

True story.

Alan Static said...

There's one image of the t-shirt where the moon is replaced by Dick Cheney's head. Bwhahahahah!

Anonymous said...

That´s a poor cousin to the true masterpiece: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz4 new from $77.76We'll actually be seeing these prices in a few years.

By Edgar (Baltimore) - See all my reviews

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'...

True. Comic. Genius.

keith said...

Oh, man, how did you find the whole milk one?

some things just crack me up. this would be one of those things

$2,500.00
+ $4.49shipping

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Anonymous said...

"...Oh, man, how did you find the whole milk one?...It was one of the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" items.

Guy was channeling Poe well I thought.

Could've hit it out of the park working "Gore", "whore", and (Cheney on the)"Senate floor" into it though.