May 30, 2009

I think this is real. Comedy gold. But I think it's real. Here you are, the future of the Republican Party.


I'm still confused how jesus goes along with low cap gains tax and environmental rape?

I didn't know whether to laugh, or be afraid.

Based on their 22%, I guess I'll just laugh.

Comedy gold.




42 comments:

yoski said...

Damn, that's just embarassing. What a bunch of clowns.

Dr. Huxtable said...

20 seconds of that was all I could take.

Anonymous said...

That is wrong on so many levels I don't know where to start! LOL

Anonymous said...

They'll grow up to be little Faux News watchers yelling at the TV

Anonymous said...

10 seconds was all I could take, that sucked.

Anonymous said...

Not any dumber than that idiotic Obama girl video. Stupid people can fall on either side of the policitcal spectrum.

Batman said...

What Yoski said, I was embarrassed for them. Get back to knocking on doors boys. Lots of evolution believin', single wife marryin', blood transfusion takin' sinners out there.

What do you get when you cross a door to door evangelist and a Hells Angel? Somebody who comes to your door on Saturday morning and tells _you_ to f**k off.

Anonymous said...

"I might be behind on my mortgage," Sweeten said.The face of America: denial and escape.

It's why it is pointless to talk with anybody about anything controversial. They just shut it out of their minds.

will shill for coin said...

Maybe he thought, you won't be perfect but you'll be a better steward of the land then the Iranians Indians and Chineese.

And the damn fool lefties won't build nuclear power plants, so put up or shut up.

penguindev said...

Wow. Hello Brownshirts.

keith said...

It really is a bizarre party when you think about it

Jesus Christ + Low Cap Gains Taxes + Limited Government + Government Intrusion in Private Affairs + Big Business + Torture + Anti-Science Ignorance.

Put that in a blender and smoke it.

Those are some seriously confused f*ckers.

Anonymous said...

Hypocrites


If it was a bunch of knuckle draggin rappers it would be a Hit

mimi said...

It's not okay for the government to intrude or perhaps use their power to prevent worldwide financial collapse - but it's okay for Republicans to impose their beliefs on everyone else as if they have a personal pipeline to God. They want you to have the baby without the daddy but they don't want to help even to provide daycare or healthcare for all of the unwanted children that are already here. What a man or a woman chooses to do with their own bodies - be it same-sex marriage or abortion - is between God and them - not Republicans and them. Obviously wall street needs a little government intervention - we've seen what happens without any. It's all about balance and maybe there should be some corporate ethics thrown in for good measure. A guy that liquidates a company putting thousands of people out of work so he can line his own pockets and that of his friends - should not be complaining about paying taxes.

Anonymous said...

You just have to hate those ass wipes

geeski said...

crap-tastic

Anonymous said...

Republicans are dicks

Anonymous said...

So, the truth is finally out, The whole board is a(n) gathering of atheistic, nay GOD hating, socialistic leftists. The Ten Commandants (NOT suggestions) state: thou shall not covet, thou shall not steal(welfare under gov't power) thou shall not murder(abortion), "thou shall have no gods before Me". (socialism). I am betting my post is deleted as many critical of this board, but God will not be mocked!! Let the flaming begin, bring it heathens!
Scott McD

Batman said...

There's no way anon 9:12 can be a real person. Natural selection could not have allowed such genes to evolve - his line would have been sabre-tooth tiger chow generations ago.

Laura'sBush said...

KEITH!!!!

This one is right up your alley!!
It is a MUST FREAKING SEE!!


LOL!!!!!!

OMG--- Havent laughed this hard in a while...... If you always thought that MTV show "Cribs" was STOOOOPID beyond belief, you will absolutely LOVE this parody version by Seth Green on today's much smarter "crib strategy"

Someone pick me up off the floor!!! (YO!! Where are my HO's)-?!?!?

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2009/05/un-broke-the-seth-green-cribs-edition/

BG said...

i can't even watch more than a minute of it. "Cons" going gangsta...as if they even know what life is really like when you are down and out. Assholes. And thanks but no thanks on the "I'll still be praying for ya" bullshit. Fuck you, I'm just fine with God even though I will never be a zombie/fascist Republican. Jesus never liked the "look at me, look at me, I'm soooo righteous and i'm going to heaven" crowd. Fetus-worshiping devils, but you couldn't give one crap about the baby once it's actually born.

The Govt can't take care of ya...yeah, but it sure can bring down a country for its own ill-begotten gains both financial and egotistical (Bush/Cheney/NeoCons).

GO TO HELL.

penguindev said...

Jesus is a big believer in sending kids to war. And drill drill drill. Riiiiiiiiight.

Alan Greenspan, Bush, and Cheney have imploded the party.

Michael said...

I like the last minute best. Made the most sense.

Regarding the Jesus thing: Doesn't anybody realize Jesus was something of a communist? In it's purer form, of course.

Supernintendo Chalmers said...

obviously a joke, c'monnnnnnn..

patrat said...

Boy, who knows how things are going to morph, huh?
We could use an alien invasion!

Anonymous said...

It's only a simulation:

"...the May 10, 2005, Bush Administration torture memo by Stephen Bradbury notes that doctors were nearby to perform a tracheotomy if during waterboarding the suspect is approaching death.

“Most seriously, for reasons of physical fatigue of psychological resignation, the subject may simply give up, allowing excessive filling of the airways and loss of consciousness,” Bradbury wrote. “An unresponsive subject should be righted immediately, and the integrator(sic) should deliver a sub-xyphoid thrust to expel the water. If this fails to restore normal breathing, aggressive medical intervention is required….’”...

...CIA doctors were on hand with necessary equipment to perform a tracheotomy if necessary during waterboarding sessions: “[W]e are informed that the necessary emergency medical equipment is always present..."

WHY would medical attention be necessary in a simulation; wouldn't a theatrical/computer tech be a better choice?

patrat said...

"What a man or a woman chooses to do with their own bodies - be it same-sex marriage or abortion - is between God and them - not Republicans and them."

Mimi - well said. All of it.
I agree.

Pro-Choice Voice said...

"Fetus-worshiping devils, but you couldn't give one crap about the baby once it's actually born."

I have never understood that line of reasoning. What is it about fetuses that drive conservatives mad? Why do they obsess over the cells that hold potential life, but actual living, breathing born humans leave them cold? And why are so many of the rabid pro-lifers white men? White men who will blow up a clinic to make sure a poor black woman can't abort her fetus, but if she actually gives birth to the baby, they lose interest completely and wish them both dead. I just don't get it. Can someone explain?

Bukko_in_Australia said...

Here's the underlying logic of the foetus (as it's spelled here) worshipers, Pro-Choice Voice. They LOOOOOVES them unborn, because they're innocent. They haven't done anything to anybody. But as soon as they're born, anything that happens to those lil' critters becomes the FAULT of someone else. Mainly the mother. And the foetus lovers can BLAME someone for that.

That's the most important thing for the Christopathic freaks -- being able to say "You're BAD!" Because when they can say someone else is bad, they feel like that makes them GOOD. They're better than that bad person. It doesn't matter what happens to anyone like a child; what counts is how the condemnatory nutbags FEEL.

It's the logic of lunatics. They won't admit it; they might not even realise it on a conscious level. But during my time as a psychiatric nurse, I spent a lot of time analysing the subconscious motivations people have. This was the conclusion I drew about the God-mad amongst them. If you look at Christian nutters (and Muslim and Hindu and New Agey ones too) through that prism, it makes sense. They don't give a shit about how things turn out; they just want to use their belief system to feel superior to other folks. Then their own miserable lives don't seem so crappy.

Singular said...

I am antiabortion but I don't like how the Republicans tie this in with Christianity as many people are against abortion but are not Christian, like me. I am an atheist.

I don't like how Christianity and the Republican Party are so closely associated.

I also do not agree with their stance on homosexuality. I think homosexuals are born and not made. Most homosexuals would change their preference if they could because of the horrendous blowback they get from society due to their orientation.

Singular said...

The time for a woman to 'choose' is the moment before she decides to have unprotected sex or not.

Mike Hunt said...

Borat could rap better than these guys.

Verrry Nice!

-Mike

Anonymous said...

Kansas abortion doctor murderedLife is sacred; until you're born(again.)

yoski said...

"I have never understood that line of reasoning. What is it about fetuses that drive conservatives mad? Why do they obsess over the cells that hold potential life, but actual living, breathing born humans leave them cold? And why are so many of the rabid pro-lifers white men? White men who will blow up a clinic to make sure a poor black woman can't abort her fetus, but if she actually gives birth to the baby, they lose interest completely and wish them both dead. I just don't get it. Can someone explain?"
I am wondering the same thing.
I don't know if most of 'em are white men. There seem to be just as many white women. It certainly appears to be a white thing. Most of the rabid anti-abortionists are butt ugly and of lower socio-economic status. So they're probably living a fairly unhappy life.
I think they are waiting to the rapture and in the meantime want everybody else to be just as misearable as they are.
Amother more rational reason to be against abortion is 'cos you need more cannon fodder to maintain the empire.

Lost Cause said...

I murdered a clump of cells today, and then I threw the tissue in the trashcan.

patrat said...

"The time for a woman to 'choose' is the moment before she decides to have unprotected sex or not." You could say that is the time for the man to choose also.

Many times it happens even with "birth control" being used - ie. foam, prophylactics (they break), ryhthm (very undependable - most people find that out the hard way), diaphragm, sponge, IUD, even with the pill occasionally. I guess the real solution is don't have sex unless you are in a committted relationship and ready to have kids.

It is interesting, that since "birth control" became available and abortion became legal, there are many more unwanted, "single mother" kids than there used to be.

Singular said...

I am pro-life and I am against the Iraq War.

Anonymous said...

"...Wichita Deputy Police Chief Tom Stolz said...the gunman threatened two people who tried to stop him..."

Murders one and threatens 2 others in a church...

Then flees like the coward he is in an "... attempt to avoid responsibility for the act..."

Dr. Tiller's site pulled down a few hours ago, but not before cache snagged a copy.

2003 David Gunn Award

Now there'll be an award for a murdered doctor who received an award honoring another murdered doctor.

The evidence is piling up what these people are like inside, and It. Ain't. Pretty.

In Jaysus Name/Army of Gawd

Best laugh from this wackjob: "...I disagree with the hate filled articles and press releases by hypocritical pro-lifers..."

Take a good look in the mirror sometime.

Mark in San Diego said...

JESUS and ATLAS SHRUG????!!!!!!?!?

Ayn Rand was an ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!! you stupid rap wanabe boys. . .she HATED religion and thought it was for the weak of mind. . .Ronald Reagan gave "lip servie" to the Christian right because he needed them to vote, he hardly went to church unless the camera's were running.

Anonymous said...

i am am anti-abortion and anti-capital punishment and anti-iraq war and anti-porn. and voted for obama. seems at least he is a sane person.

Bukko_in_Australia said...

Finally watched it -- what a hoot! Can someone send around some tough black people to kick these wiggers' arses? All it would take is one thug. He doesn't even have to be six-foot-nine...

Thanks for the entertainment, Keith. That is now the WORST rap tune I've ever heard, and I'm someone who owns a copy of "As Nasty as They Want to Be" by Two Live Crew. Now THAT uber-sucked! I only bought it because the governor of Florida said I couldn't...

Jade said...

The right to life is THE right upon which all other rights are based.

This concept needs no religion or political stance to justify it.

patrat said...

Can you also justify the right of the person who is already alive and has no means to take care of the small group of cells that may beome an embryo? Who is more entitled? By the way, have you ever been pregnant?