May 3, 2009

Max Keiser on Americans: "All you need to pacify Americans are donuts and guns", says they don't have the intellectual capicity to rise up




Lobbing bombs, but damn, he's got a point.

33 comments:

Mammoth said...

Obaaaammmmyyyy gimme a Donut!

ATE-UP said...

ATE-UP SAID:


Mammoth:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

DUH Boston cream ..Yum , what time is idol again..

long beach, ca said...

if you listen to an urban middle class neighborhood high school teacher in la, ca, talk about his students and how only 10% actually want to learn, and the rest dont care, imagine how the inmates in a poor neighborhood high school behave and you have an idea of how the present and future of the usa is and will become. the usa is turning into a third world nation with no middle class.

born to lose said...

the smart people don't need to rise up, they are already on top, even in France.

There are no smart poor people over here, the bankruptcy of their souls is the cause of their poverty, if they were smart, they wouldn't be poor.

These protesters act as if it's the "system" or the rich people who are to blame, not the people themselves.
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the Flood.

joe dog nut said...

"All you need to pacify Americans are donuts and guns"

Maybe...but wait until the unemployment checks stop coming for the 7 million currently receiving them.

And the food stamp program runs dry.

That's when things get ugly...

Anonymous said...

He is correct.

America is Dead.

Hopeless. Burn & Bury the corpse.

Anonymous said...

"China Cancels America's Credit Card"

Thank you China! Please save us from our crack shopping habit. We are like children with debt. Please don't let us hurt ourselves any more.

We may never be able to pay you back. Our leaders are addicted to debt financing our lifestyles.



http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=93158&sectionid=3510203

Eric said...

guns, is that how donuts get the hole in the middle....

Anonymous said...

when he says "rise up" does he mean we do not have the mental capacity to join a mob with black towels around our heads throwing rocks at tanks?

or does he mean we are too stupid to vote out one of the two miserable parties running the show.

ATE-UP said...

ERIC:

TEE HEE!

Anonymous said...

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Glazed n Glock Baby



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Anonymous said...

When it all falls apart your going to wish for that donut...

and pray for a gun!

Nigger me this said...

The private economy is no longer large enough to support our nigger population.

We just cannot keep taxing the people so niggers can pretend to be human.

Bukko_in_Australia said...

To second what joe dog said, "What happens when America runs out of doughnuts?"

I is broke said...

And lots of drugs from mexico.

Nimesh said...

I really resent this nonsense that all Americans are dumb, fat, incompetent, etc... It is a stereotype. And I really resent foreigners telling us what to do.

America has 21 of the world's top 25 universities. People from around the world come here to study.

As for the so called "poor" in America, they still have it good. They still have running water, electricity, indoor plumbing, and food in the fridge. Sorry to be harsh, but in our country, people have so much opportunity to better their own life, but they waste two precious resources; their time and their money.

Stuck in So Pa said...

They may not have the intellectual capacity to rise up, but the dumbed-down sheeple do have PLENTY of stupidity capacity to fuel mindless rage (Thank YOU! unionized school system.)

The number of shootouts and familicides is starting to take off. Admittedly most of the mayhem has been perpetrated by mostly bad guys so far, but wait until MR Joe Dumb-A$$ Average gets his knickers in a knot (Say they cancel American Idol,) the $h*t will definitely hit the fan, forth with.

I see where a Radio Shack employee went postal on some customer making a return.
Working retail for many a year, there has been many a day that I couldn’t think of one good reason not to beat to death the next whining jerk who dragged his brain dead, retard butt in the door.

America has become a nation of entitled morons. It’s going to be hell in this country when the infants are told, “there’s NO MORE CANDY!”

Mike H. said...

Mmmm, donuts.

That's gonna be Obama's re-election campaign.

Forget a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.

It's going to be free cheese and donuts for all Americans.

-Mike

Anonymous said...

Sooooo.. they only one going to prison is Bernie Madoff?

And why do you buy so many guns and ammo?

Nobody seems to be using these against the parasites on WallStreet??

I guess you prefer eating your donuts instead.

Anonymous said...

Three more banks made it on the FDIC Failed Bank List

That makes 32 banks so far this year

http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/banklist.html

America West Bank
Citizens Community Bank
Silverton Bank

les said...

A day at the gun range with a box of donuts is a perfect day.

les said...

Max got it wrong. It's TV and donuts.

Mammoth said...

Keith,
I am not much on censorship but you need to delete that 12:26 AM post.

Anonymous said...

"...The number of shootouts and familicides is starting to take off..."Just about every day.

Anonymous said...

and a gallon of regular coke, with ice and a $100 Wal-Mart gift certificate good only for purchase of Charmin toilet paper (your choice, regular or 2-ply)....

Fat, Dumb and Lazy UAW member...

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, the oh-so intelligent and pretentious Europeans are feeling the pain as we, Americans, stop subsidizing their socialist lifestyles with our money.

These are the same big-shot Europeans who not long ago were looting and invading other nations (see list of colonies) in Africa, Asia, Caribbean, Latin America, in order to keep their "prosperous" socialist lifestyle alive.

Funny, Europeans rape the natural resources of other countries in order to subsidize their high standard of living, and still have the nerve to brag about how they work less hours, how they take longer vacations, how their nanny government takes care of them.

It's so easy to fake a successful socialist regime when in reality Europe's just stealing diamonds from Africa, gold from Latin America, oil, gems from India, creating slave labor, destroying rain forests to build their naval empire and castles. Then, when that rampant looting ended (not much BTW), Europeans became a parasite of the USA, getting a ride off our inventions (i.e., Internet, microchips, cellular, LED, GPS, barcode, RFID, PC, microwave, A/C, fiber optics, broadband, Wi-FI, etc, etc, etc), and high consumption to enjoy their standard of living.

That's why you have stupid New York Times reporters in love with the socialist Dutch system. Sure, it's easy to kick back while stealing and letting other nations more ambitious and with an achiever click carry the world's economy. We're talking about the same Dutch that set up colonies, forcefully, from Indonesia to the Caribbean, to steal and rape those countries from their natural resources. You check the extensive list of French colonies on Wikipedia. Go ahead.

So Europeans, you were right. We, Americans, are lazy and now we'll stop subsidizing your lifestyle. You socialists take the initiative (tough to do with that embedded communal way of living) to invent something as revolutionary as the Internet or cell phones or microchips to carry the world's economy into the next century. Oh, and while you're at it, come up with other gems like we, Americans, did with Rock 'n Roll, Jazz, Blues, electronic music, etc. And that goes to you too, Asians.

The proof is in the pudding. Let's see how that parasitic socialist regime from Europe performs when the looting of countries end, and when there's no USA to carry their arses around during a long historical bull market based on American initiatives. Let me remind you that those were the same Europeans who couldn't beat the Nazis on their own. And we're supposed to be the lazy and fat ones...riiiiight!

Here's the current headline that supports what I'm saying:

BRUSSELS (AP) -- EU says euro-zone jobless to hit postwar record Euro-zone jobless to hit postwar record; economy to shrink 4 pct in 2009, Germany even more

Deepening the economic gloom in Europe, the European Union admitted Monday that its previous forecasts were way off the mark. It now predicts "a deep and widespread recession" across the continent and says unemployment among nations using the euro currency will rise to a postwar record of 11.5 percent in 2010.

The new forecasts expect the economies of the 27-nation EU and the 16-nation euro-zone to shrink by 4 percent this year -- more than double a January estimate.

Driving the pessimism was the region's biggest economy, Germany, which has been hit hard by the "near collapse" in global trade -- a potentially difficult backdrop for Chancellor Angela Merkel as she strives to win elections later this year.

The EU now reckons that Germany will contract by a massive 5.4 percent this year as global demand dries up for the high-value goods such as cars and machinery that the country makes and exports. In January, the EU thought Germany would only shrink 2.3 percent this year.

Anonymous said...

Nigger me this said...

When I was a little kid, I looked up the word in the dictionary. At that time, it defined the word generally along the lines of "a poor lazy person."

So, yeah, I think you are right.

Anonymous said...

Mammoth:

I did not write it, nor do I necessarily agree with it, but why should it be deleted?

If it is clearly false, then it will be viewed as such and does not matter. Similarly, if it has some veracity, why should it be deleted, because the truth hurts people's feelings?

That is the point of the blog, you get everyone's viewpoint.

And yes, there are probably more people out there who feel that way than actually lead on.

Anonymous said...

Hey Europeans and Asians, don't count Americans out. Thanks to our culture of taking initiative and pursue of high achievement, we can easily go from inventing the Internet to creating gems like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8

Can you do that China? I didn't think so.

Don't count the US out...

Mike Hunt said...

Anon 10:57pm, check your dictionary again. I think you are referring to the word "niggardly".

Now get back to work.

Uncle Sambo wants your tax dollars...

-Mike

Anonymous said...

Hoooweee, that European diet of 3 packs of cigarettes / day and booze all night really trims you down.

I don't blame them, who would want to hang out most of the day inside their 200 sq ft POS studios that have public bathroom outside the units.

Soooo healthy...

Anonymous said...

The idea of lifetime employment only works if every single new generation is inventing newer goods and services. Up until recently, the USA was that nation.

Here's the real reason why Europe is a failure... petty nationalism/old school ideas vis-a-vis racism. In Germany, there are third generation German citizen Turks, who can't find decent corporate jobs. That's called a poorly assimilating culture. In America, most educated (or experienced) Turks can find work. And within a generation, Turks are like any other eastern European or Mediterranean-descended American provided that they're not Islamicists. This categorization includes Greeks, Italians, and Slavs. There's no difference, once one's an American. True, this applies to white/caucasians more than any other group but still, there's Hawaii and San Francisco which are practically east Asian diasporas, and places like the U.S. Virgin Islands for west Africans. And still, companies on the mainland don't actively discriminate against non-whites in corporate placement which is practically an institution, in itself, for Europe. And finally, unlike Europe, Croats and Serbs, Turks and Armenians, can live in the same country but in peace.

In contrast, the EU members are bickering among themselves with some France-German axis being the dividing line between what's really European and what's not. How pathetic! That would be like calling Britain, America's solo homeland when it only is for less than 25% of the population and even then, it's only when they're in touch with their overseas relatives. Otherwise, even American WASPs will drop the UK connection, if the US was under attack... see War of 1812 or more recently, no support for Britain's Suez crisis in '56. All and all, the US is its own self-contained culture and society with the ability to assimilate others. Europe, in contrast, is a laughable joke.