January 7, 2010

Breaking news from the US



Anyone else feeling like a Roman in 476?

NSFW

30 comments:

Mark in San Diego said...

They must have rounded up the Sluts in San Diego's Gaslamp District. . .the EPA is always out on Fri/Saturday nights - really bad!! . . .I go down most weekends to watch the cleanup. . .

. .got to run. . .Reality Realtors(tm) is starting on the CW, good show, pits six used house saleswomen against each other to get a commission.

keith said...

There's something wrong with American culture, and I'm not sure who to blame.

Mark Foley
Tiger Woods
John Ensign
Bill Clinton
Ted Haggard
David Vitter
Eliot Spitzer
Reality TV
Realtors
Mortgage Brokers
Bernie Madoff
MTV Cribs
Ed Hardy
Rap
The Prosperity Gospel
Autotune

I could go on

Deucebag said...

Spoon-fed by MTV dude.

I think my generation (X) was the last to exist before the advent of MTV.

And, remember, they used to actually have music videos.

SeattleMoose said...

Hard to believe that sluts were once innocent baby girls. It says a lot about a society that turns beauty and innocence into tatoo'd covered, fake boobed, drinking/smoking....whores.

One only has to go to YouTube to see legions of teenage girls practicing for sluthood imitating idols like Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Britney Spears, etc.

Rome...indeed.

consultant said...

Keith,

I thought you were gone.

This is my first look at the site in months.

We are no longer a serious nation; haven't been one for quite a while.

Where are the mature adults? Who's looking out for the greater good? Where's the shared sacrifice? Does anyone in power lose their job because of incompetence or just plain failure to perform?

Our current business, political, education, medical, government leaders don't have any of that; don't care about any of those values.

We are screwed.

Anonymous said...

I think you meant "Reality" TV.

Major culprit you left off the list: AC Nielsen Ratings and advertising dollars.

(Fine&Dandy still on guest computer)

Americano said...

Keefer,

as long as no one gets hurt, there is nothing wrong..

I do however take issue with some of the more violence instigators on here..

You know the ones seeking blood in the name of 'revolution'.

Perhaps they need a relief and get laid.

Devestment said...

The California high desert is already so overpopulated with sluts that this will have little or no impact. These sluts will easily adapt and become tweaker sluts.

Dolphin said...

That’s it!

I’m moving to the holy state of Saudi Arabia
Where none of these terrible baad touchy feely things go on

Assuming a lowly commoner and infidel like myself gets the holy nod of approval from his highness the great protector of all grains of sand.

keith said...

I do have to say that was the funniest Onion fake news clip I've ever seen

Gotta love it that The Onion and The Daily Show are the places to go for news commentary

rear mount said...

Great, now I must rinse my eyes with Clorox
Why?
Why?
Did you have to corrupt us like this?

This country is going down the tubes, I tell ya.

I remember the good ‘ol days when a woman’s place was in the kitchen and the peepee

Oh no!! I said the peepee word
Now I must also rinse my mouth with Clorox

Oh life was soo simple then,
Negros worked for free, the Jews paid triple in taxes, and forcing your smellies on a woman would end ‘her’ up on the stake.

You keep posting these sinful threads and the price of Clorox will go thru the roof.

Yeah, just what we need a Clorox bubble

And you know whose fault all this is.

Bush!
Oh no!! I said the bush word
Now I must also rinse my bush? with Clorox

I can see it coming, tie die is back in hot fashion again, by the time the MSM catches up to us brilliant ethical, high moral, future seeing, keyboard crunchers, Ron Paul will have clearly articulated how its ‘both parties’ fault why America is heading for disaster if we buy the cheap ‘imported tie die’ ties…

Anonymous said...

SeattleMoose said...
“Hard to believe that sluts were once innocent baby girls. It says a lot about a society that turns beauty and innocence into tatoo'd covered, fake boobed, drinking/smoking....whores.”

Yup I tell ya, girls nowadays..

Try getting so much as a BJ for free and its like yanking on a, oh never mind..

Just like Rome, no water-beds or even sleep number mattresses!

What is our society coming too?

Ok for real, is it true what they say about Moose, ‘the bigger the antler the bigger the..”?

indyvoter said...

"Gotta love it that The Onion and The Daily Show are the places to go for news commentary"

Yeah, I tune in to one of Gibbs' press briefings when I need some comic relief after the hard news on Colbert.

Anonymous said...

Take a good look....

All of them are realtors ( or maybe ex-realtors).

casey said...

you guys just wish you were the one hung dude on the bus to service all these hotties.

Anonymous said...

Well, lucky gal me that never had to street walk (yet). Anyway, from my guy friend tales, the recession is hitting the slutskias as much as the avg Mr. Bud and Ms. Zinfindel.

From their 'report', decent looking gal in bar offering BJ’s for $20, and no takers (Ctrl FL).

Wasn’t there, don’t know, just saying and relaying.

What I did see today on a much milder scale – the most happening place in my city is the public library. Couldn’t even park! Looking around, it is the new Labor Force waiting area. Sad, Sad, So Sad.

God Bless America for all that we do and don’t do (make).

Anonymous said...

Is that Greg Swann's realtwhore(tm) girlfriend in the mix?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the Onion.

stevo said...

johnny knoxville would be proud.He must have a set of brass balls to handle those ho's.

Anonymous said...

So very inspiring.

God Bless America.

Anonymous said...

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(oops, wrong blog)

Anonymous said...

I do however take issue with some of the more violence instigators on here..

You know the ones seeking blood in the name of 'revolution'.


You must be the 'Americano' that Mr. Hac is always talking about. Slow, dimwitted. Look, there is going to be more violence than any of us want. Person on person violence, and nation on nation. You wishing for a peaceful 'Kumbaya' resolution to this is naive at best.

Americano said...

Annonopuss said:
“You must be the 'Americano' that Mr. Hac is always talking about. Slow, dimwitted. Look, there is going to be more violence than any of us want. Person on person violence, and nation on nation. You wishing for a peaceful 'Kumbaya' resolution to this is naive at best.”

Hmmm.
You must be a white Christian male.
I can tell by your love, by your love.

What you don’t realize is that your type was only able to dominate so long as your kind destroyed knowledge, burned books and libraries, attempted to re-write history and control information.

Your kind is desperately trying to hold on to ‘the good old days’ with the tips of your fingernails, hence all the bellicose noise all over the Internet….

But the Internet is also allowing the voices of the more evolved on stage.

We aren’t dumb Woodstockien wishing for a peaceful 'Kumbaya' resolutions

What we are saying is that mankind is by far better off today then we have ever been in our existing history and violence may be required to preserve and continue human progress.

The exact opposite of stupid boisterous “we are losers cause of some secret underground conspiracy”

When gold crashes and you’re stuck holding useless yellow metal whose fault is it going to be?
The person with cash?

In short:
I am responsible for everything in my life.
You blame others.

Anonymous said...

I thought the only thing left made in the "Good Old USA" was beer and sluts? Are you doing your part? I am.

Anonymous said...

Well skewer me mouth-to-ass and make me sizzle!

Banana Republicrat said...

The cheaters, whores, whore mongers, and pederasts have always been here, and will always be. The difference is that now technology allows us to buy, consume, and discard their stories instantly.

Ditto TV and music. Why bother finding/developing talent when your goal is moving product?

Welcome to the new dark ages: brilliant and immediate, fickle and cruel.


I was in line at my local library Friday and I overheard a patron ask some staff members "What do you call what Bernie Madoff was caught doing?" To which the head librarian, the one in charge of a regional hub of a MAJOR metropolitan library system, said: "It's capitalism or communism --I can't remember which one."

Personally Keith, I'm feeling a lot more like Luke Wilson in 2505.

Lost Cause said...

Hunt-ting-ton Beach L-O-L!!!

Lost Cause said...

PS -- You should read what trace compounds are filling up our oceans as they make there way out from sewage treatment plants.

Every form of hormone, birth control and medication have been detected in small quanities. I suppose it is no reason to be concerned -- except that there are millions upon millions of gallons draining in the run-off of thousands of cities.

So, there is a little bit of truth in this slut spill business.

International Property Listing said...

Good Luck to us!

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