December 31, 2008
Isn't it about time to take Bernie Madoff out to the public square and flog him?
A lifetime of jail just isn't enough punishment for people like Madoff.
I think it's time to bring back public humiliation.
It's especially galling to think of him in his luxury NYC apartment, eating bon bon's and watching satellite TV, instead of freezing in a cold dark cell where he should be.
Anyone want to bet he never sees a day in jail?
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FLOG?
How bout HANG!
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Beat the f@ck out of him.Let people throw shit on his face and urinate on him.
What I don't understand is why the !@#% these organizations are "investing" their money instead of spending the money? Same thing with local government and schools? None of them should be allowed to invest and there should be a law stating they must spend 75% of their donations within the calender year.
Bernie Madoff should be made Treasury Secretary. He screwed over a bunch of stupid greedy rich assholes. Boo fuckin hoo. I love the guy!
This makes me never want to give another dime to a "charity". I thought I was giving money to be spent helping people, not just to get thrown on top of the piles of cash sitting in an investment account so the founders can brag about what bigshots they are. What a scam. I'm doing micro-loans only from here on out.
Wake up sheeple. Madoff is just the front man. What you're witnessing was created by design. Hello? Can't you see all the bailouts and the arrogance from the Fed, refusing to disclose where trillions of your money are going? You're being fleeced like never before...but the crooks have been telling you that we have reached bottom, so go buy your AAPL stocks, sheep. Oh, and BTW, today's rally was fake, created by the PPT to make the sheep feel good.
I don't think he'll see a day in jail. But I am surprised he hasn't been whacked yet. What a nation of pussies we have become. If I had been defrauded of millions, some hired thug would already have offed him and his entire family. That's the key. If they don't care about themselves, off everyone.
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Put Bushco and Cheneyburton on the case.
They know how to torture people and subvert the Constitution really well.
They have done it routinely and repeatedly for 8 years and have gotten off scott-free So Far.
Are YOU really pissed off yet? Would you kill for justice?
Riots and bloodshed in the US streets in 2009. Are you ready?
Take it to the Bank.
He needs to be put under house arrest in a public place. don't mistreat him, just don't let him hide away.
They should make a bronze statue in this guy's name and erect it next to the bull on wall street.
Maybe make it into a fountain where Madoff is pissing onto the bull or onto a molten mass of human like form below.
That sounds about right.
I think he should be put in a REAL gas chamber. Unlike the ones that his ilk were supposedly put into, that were in fact built after WW2.
How about we give him a couple days with Lyndie England? I hear she's rested and ready.
Just imagine if Tony Soprano had been among the ripped-off. Ol' Bernie would sleep with the fishes as we speak. I'm thinking maybe the mafia is smarter than the rest of us.
This Maddoff thread is one of the funnier ones ever from housingpanic to soot. I love it.
"I think he should be put in a REAL gas chamber. Unlike the ones that his ilk were supposedly put into, that were in fact built after WW2."
Why not use the old yellow star system. Maybe people get more careful who they hand money to
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