
"The FDIC will never go broke"
-Clueless FDIC head Sheila Bair, January 15, 2009
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"The FDIC Will Never Go Broke" ...
Perhaps Not, But the Nation Will.
Even toilet paper will be worth more a sheet then the US dollar if this adminitration continues on it's reckless spending course.
SURPRISE!!!
not sure if this has been posted here or not yet but worth it again even if it has:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNmcf4Y3lGM
Absolutely hilarious!
aren't they already broke?
The FDIC has served its purpose. I don't understand what it's even there for now that Uncle Benny Printing Press has put his machines on overdrive.
Honestly what's the point? Sheila's job should be "consolidated."
HI FELLOW TOOLS!!!!
I SAW THIS ON CNN AND HAD TO LAUGH!!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/01/15/job.mob/index.html
PLEASE JOIN ME FOR A NICE BIG ROUND OF LAUGHTER FOR ANOTHER LOSER DOUCHE TOOLBAG MEMBER OF THE REIC!!!!
BBBBWWWWAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
WAH!!! I MADE SIX FUGURES AND NOW I CAN'T GET A JOB AT KOHL'S!!!!
TOOL, KOHL'S IS ABOUT TO GO UNDER!!!! APPLY AT MCDONALD'S!!!! AT LEAST THEY HAVE TUITION ASSISTANCE!!!!
I LOVE READING THIS SHIT KNOWING THAT CNN TRIES TO MAKE US FEEL SORRY FOR THESE SAPS WHO WENT FROM RAGS TO RICHES TO RAGS AGAIN!!!!
FOR NEW TOOLS TO S&A, THIS IS WHY THE FDIC IS BROKE!!!!
HAVE FUN BECAUSE THE SUN IS SHINING!!!!
NITWITS!!!!
HALFWITS!!!!
DIMWITS!!!!
TWITS!!!!
TOOLS!!!!
DOLTS!!!!
DOPES!!!!
P.S. HAS ANYBODY HEARD FROM THE ORIGINAL DOPES????
Dopes2 said:
P.S. HAS ANYBODY HEARD FROM THE ORIGINAL DOPES????
Last time we heard from him he had invested his entire stash in Euros.
He likely jumped.
(off a bridge or tall building)
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Your friend at acronyms.com
Satan...
Is anyone else tired of the lies?
This is revolting!
I think, at this point, it wouldn't be surprising to see Countrywide's offices burned down.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28645505/
Keefer
Awsome Bob Dylan song.
As always not easy to understand, had to listen to it 3 times to get it all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Wqi_BqI9E
FDIC belongs to the government. The government owns the printing press. So the FDIC can get as many new, crisp $100 or $1000 or $1,000,000 bills as it needs. So in a sense it can't go broke.
yeah, and the Titanic could not be sunk... man these people... sheesh
Smug Bastard
I have a relative working full time -so called-at McDonalds but actually losing quite a few hours a week being sent home early. This is in a small town which hasn't been doing too badly, all things considered, and McD's has had plenty of business.
Grandma pkk
what else is she going to say?
The FDIC will never go broke because it makes money out of thin air. MOST OF THE MONEY IN THE WORLD DOESN'T REALLY EXIST! It exists only as electronic 1's and 0's in the motherboard of some massive computer.
Anyone here thinking what I am re: the US airlines crash in NY?
Although it was the best news we’ve had in while; all the passengers aboard got saved
I am truly grateful for that.
It was an Airbus!
European governments had to also make aeroplanes.
Ha ha ha
To be just like America
Ba wah ha ha
They even have their own worthless fiat currency
Just like America
In the end US airlines made the mistake of purchasing an overpriced crappy Eurotard product.
Anyone still buying McMansions and BMWs?
Eurotards are making Chinese products look real good.
This is just knee slapping funny.
Those fascist f@cks are uber-funny!!
casey serin in the newz.
Actually she's correct. The fdic secured a limitless line of credit with the treasury back in September. Your dollar might be worth significantly less but they'll give em to ya.
Just when you think it can't possibly get any weirder:
Madoff's fund may not have made a single trade
"...In today's regulatory environment, it's virtually impossible to violate rules..."
-Comic Genius Bernie Madeoff, on how we should trust our system
"...It's impossible for a violation to go undetected; certainly not for a considerable period of time..."
SAY THIRTY YEARS OR SO.
"Even toilet paper will be worth more a sheet then the US dollar if this adminitration continues on it's reckless spending course..."
Good news! This administration will stop its reckless spending in just about 5 days. It's the new and improved administration with far more reckless spending that you have to worry about.
The Americano...
Dumb as an ass...
Ugly as a scabby dog...
Clueless in life. Don't even have a national language of its own.
Elected shitty Bush for 8 years...
Dude, this nation is so fooked !!!
In court, Countrywide says its ads are ‘puffery’
Defending lawsuit, mortgage company mocks loan modification assurances
"...“Countrywide is saying, ‘We don’t have any obligation or even necessarily the intention of actually modifying these loans,’ and yet they’re representing that they do.”..."
Kinda like our political employees maintaining that they represent our interests.
HUR HUR HUR.
F'd IC.
Hopefully in retaliation for the "Man's" incarceration of so many black people, Obama will be persuaded to drop the hammer on the likes of Mozillo.
What a country we have huh? If you are an elite, even if you confess you get to live better that 99% of the public, AKA Madoff in his penthouse.
The one good thing that needs to come out of this is protests outside of the elite's homes, really angry protests! We need to let them know we want ALL the money back and we won't take thier sh@t anymore.
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