I'm talking micro skirts.
I'm talking hem lines to the cheek.
I'm talking extremely inappropriate, oh-dear-god-can-you-believe-she's-wearing-THAT hemlines.
I'm talking Amanda on Melrose.
I'm talking Twiggy.
I'm talking about sending the women of the world out onto the streets nearly naked, looking like prostitutes short.
I'm talking about the Muslims, Mormons and Baptists having heart attacks short.
THE WORLD WILL NOT RECOVER UNTIL WE GET SHORT SKIRTS!
NOW GET IT DONE DAMMIT!!
(and I'm hoping my female readers take one for the team and lead the charge! And if you find this post insulting or offending, that's your problem)
Hemline/Skirt Length Indicator
This theory suggests that the direction of the economy can be predicted based upon the average length of hems in that year’s new fashion lines. If skirts are short, markets are on the rise. Conversely, if skirts are long, markets are heading down.
The rationale is that longer skirts are worn when general consumer confidence is low, demonstrating fear and lacked spending. When skirts are short, consumer optimism and confidence is high, indicating a bullish market.
But only the hot chicks......
ReplyDeleteNo, when the fat girls are wearing short skirts, then all will be well again
ReplyDeleteIt hath been foretold.
this could be the turning point but not sure how our muslim
ReplyDeletebrothers might take to this now we just need to get hillary into one of them so hope the request is taken seriously but in the time being onto the show
HELL YEA!
ReplyDeleteYeah!! With short skirts, we will be able to safely say that we can see the bottom!
ReplyDeleteWhat about the glove?
ReplyDeleteI say she lose the goofy glove.
Man, too bad I have to work on a Saturday and am actually commenting on this.
I wouldn't recommend she get too far from a secure environment dressed like that.
ReplyDeleteTake it off
ReplyDeleteTake it all off
"I love this blog"
ReplyDeleteHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny... thanks for the laugh.
The body of a child.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks.
To amplify what Schlitz said, you overlook the potential for eye damage due to the rampant obesity of American women. And if the chavvy nurses we've gotten from the UK are any indicator, the same applies to Old Blighty.
ReplyDeleteNow Aussie chicks are hotter, as a whole -- that tanned, athletic, tennis-y look they have here. But New Zealand girls are even cuter. What is it about such a queer small island that turns out so many fresh-looking young ladies?
Burka weather?
ReplyDeleteJust look at what they are wearing in the new 51st state of Afghanistan.
ReplyDeleteThe REALTWHORES could wear that to get some stupid sucker to buy a house hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteA stupid horny toad would drool and sign the dotted line no problem.
Git 'er done!
ReplyDeleteI have always been long on short skirts.
Just to reinforce my theory that the US is going through an historical shift in consumer behavior.
ReplyDeleteNYT - When Consumers Cut Back: A Lesson From Japan:
http://tinyurl.com/dbe5ls
she needs to lose some weight
ReplyDeleteGood on yah, Keith!
ReplyDeleteOne of my old teachers used to drop this nugget: "An essay is like a mini-skirt: you want it long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting."
"But New Zealand girls are even cuter."
ReplyDeleteOk Bukko, for once I concur with your observations.
How 'bout some Daisy Duke style "cut off" denim shorts.
ReplyDeleteWe'll all be living in a virtual trailer park anyways.
It's fashion week in NY and I'm finding a lot of the clothes look like what I wore from '73 through '76. Yup, recessionary. They're cute...even the 2nd time around, but most of the skirts are knee-length, longer at Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. Actually, the long and lean looks of the '30's and '70's are flattering.
ReplyDeleteIf it's any consolation, the friends of my daughters' are fascinated by 80's looks...big tops and leggings.
It looks like the newest fashion is behaving according to theory. Sorry...
Give us short skirts...
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue,
No skirt but damn little else!
Short skirts means people have lost any concept of reality. Why do we want a bullish market?
ReplyDeleteI want the markets to crash. I want people to get burned.
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ReplyDeleteWHY, SO THE GIRLS CAN ALL BE THROWN OUT OF SOUTHWEST FLIGHTS?
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No.. No..No.. You have it all wrong. From my observations, the females are going all out. Not only are the skirts shorter, but the hair is blonder… and the makeup is caked on thicker.. I guess their douche bag, fake rich, ex mortgage broker TapouT shirt waring, truck with big ass tires but you live in the city driving, boyfriends are no longer able to provide.
ReplyDeleteI love this economy.
God Save The Queen
Conservative wear looks the best anyways. It's much more inviting.
ReplyDeleteBukko, you have never touched a hot chick in your life. Do not speak of things you simply cannot understand. Got to go, the girls are getting ready for a little hot tub rodeo.
ReplyDeleteNo, not the fat chicks, that is unthinkable......
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm seeing just the opposite behavior in my hometown (South OC, CA). The "ladies" are letting it all hang out hoping to attract their next sugar daddy. It's only a matter of time before a thong and tassles for the ginormous fake boobs is the standard attire.
ReplyDeleteCase in point: Tamra from the OC Housewives who lives in my town (along with all the other trainwrecks on this show). It was not too long ago that she was a frumpy housewife, hanging out at the neighborhood block parties with her bratty kids and boring husband Simon. Now, you see her on the show, half the time she's either in a teddy from Fredericks or her monstrous fake boobs are hanging out of her tiny blinged out outfit. Her dream now is to pose in a "hot, over 40"
Playboy spread. So special. Her kids will love that, I'm sure.
In the South OC, as the economy goes, so do the clothes.
I am thinking more in the line of codpieces. It certainly would be nice to see a well endowed crotch with so many pencil dick bloggers out there. Gramma
ReplyDeleteI am thinking more in the line of codpieces. It certainly would be nice to see a well endowed crotch with so many pencil dick bloggers out there. Gramma
ReplyDeleteI've been seeing a lot of cheeks lately...and it's cold as h*ll up here!
ReplyDeleteBless you, Keith! :)
Anton Chiguhr
the glove is for slapping naughty bankers.
ReplyDelete'In the South OC, as the economy goes, so do the clothes."
ReplyDeleteWTF is the economy of OC based on? Where do they get the freakin' money.