February 18, 2009

What kind of music will be popular in a post-crash world 2009 - 2015?

Stupid robot-sounding vapid pop will be toast.

Bi*ches and Ho's corporate rap will disgust you.

Ad-and-MSM-supported country and "rock" will be laughed at.

Geriatric reunions with $200 concert tickets will be empty.

My predictions?

* Indy rage anti-establishment anti-corporation metal
* Prison Blues and Depression Soul
* Down-on-Your-Luck Country







27 comments:

  1. Who gives a shit.

    Nursery Rhymes and Mister Rogers hopefully.

    DIE U PIGS

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  2. Hey, guys,

    We haven’t seen or heard much about the war in Iraq since Obamy took office.

    Have our troops left?

    Has the cost gone down?

    Hmmmm

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  3. We'll still be singing:

    Yes We Can by Will.I.Am


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

    ROFL!

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    IT'S GOING TO BE WHATEVER ELLEN DEGENERES AND OPRAH ENDORSE.



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  6. lots of "i fought the law and the law won"

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  7. A *very* stripped down version of Johnny Cash, where it's only him and the guitar - barebones.

    Interesting that nobody is addressing the one thing that can be done to resolve our monetary problems:

    Destruction of the Federal Reserve, World Bank and International Monetary Fund.

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  8. When we all finally come to realize what has been done:

    Everybody Knows

    Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
    Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
    Everybody knows that the war is over
    Everybody knows the good guys lost
    Everybody knows the fight was fixed
    The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
    Thats how it goes
    Everybody knows...

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  9. DISCOOOOOOOO! What was big when things sucked in the 1970s? Brainless music to make you feel good! Time for the Donna Summer $200-per-ticket reunion review tour! "I'd love to love you, baby." (Is she still alive? I can't be bothered to Google.)

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    Obama is our leader...


    Obama is our saviour...


    Obama is the answer...


    Come on sing along!



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  11. ATE-UP SAID:

    Listening to Lou Reed Metal Machine Music, all four sides, 64 minutes, constantly.

    Preferably in Mono. Although, an argument can be made for DAD...

    ATE-UP

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  12. Maybe Big Band will make a comeback with 1930's swing music??. . .Lots of unemployed musicians could find work in a BIG band. . .

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  13. Well, this is a work in progress, so its kinda rough recording, lo-fi sorta. But, I wrote this a couple years ago, when it was all too clear things would crash out here.
    http://idisk.mac.com/cniss8-Public/newdealrising.mp3

    There's a couple versions, that's the country one. Here's the other: http://idisk.mac.com/cniss8-Public/Newdealrising2.mp3

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  14. ooo - a bright side to all of this

    I hope you are right!

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  15. Eve of of destruction
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8SfiCnwF28
    Those were the days
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5pkkAhETYg
    Very fitting for the time. Enjoy.

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  16. Your readers are lame dude.

    We'll see an entirely new genre of music emerge -- just like we do everytime there's a national crisis. In fact, art in general will get much better. I'm looking forward to that silver lining.

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  17. Obama appoints another Bilderberger to his cabinet:

    Bilderberger for Health Secretary

    For those that don't know, Geithner and Haas are also Bilderbergers and Haas was also chairman of the Council on Foreign Relations.

    So Obama is no change. Let's just settle that once and for all.

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  18. The same music we had to listen to at my boarding school. We didn't get a choice.

    You'll see.

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  19. For real estate this summer I'm going for the Bananarama (and Ace of Base remake) "Cruel Summer"

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  20. I'm expecting some anger-neo-gothic-thrash-metal-country fusion due to all the foreclosures in Florida and the south. I'm thinking maybe some like Lynrd Skynrd "Freebird" meets Germany's "Rammstein".

    Yeah, that'll do the trick

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  21. Maybe grunge? it's surprising how well Nirvana has held up over the years.

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  22. Punk rock -Pistols style. Perhaps the DK's or Dickies.

    It was a scream of utter frustration with the status quo before punk became a fashion trend.

    It's also great music to publicly flog politicians by.

    Anarchy in the US.

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  23. Mainstream- Feel-good (i.e., escapist, reminiscent) pop.

    Alternative- Uber grunge. No time for emo, Doctor Jones...

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  24. Pfft, rap is so dead.

    I predict music like Megadeth and Five Finger Death Punch.

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