November 28, 2008

We interrupt this blog for a special message from Andrew Hac

Andrew Hac said...

Oh, Lordie, Lordie, Lordie...

Can the Americano specie stoop this low ?

This is the funniest nation on the planet Earth. And its occupants are no less funny as hell. No doubt about this. No BUT, IF, WHEN, WHAT, WHY. WHO, or HOW...

And you asked yourself the question over and over again "Why is the Americano so toasted ? ". Well, the answer is: This pitiful nation is comprising mostly of Joe6Pack and JaneZinfandel whom muddles through life having no clue as to why their existence on this planet Earth matters to them or the people around them.

The Americano Housing Bubble has now revealed the true anatomy of the Americano Australopithecus species to the whole wide world. And what that anatomy amounts to is a heap of putrid, rotten to the core, maggot filled, rat chewing pile of garbage.

Greed, Ignorance, Irresponsibility, Laziness, Materialistic-Craze, Hoity-Toity attitudes are all part of the Americano rotted anatomy, stinky gut.

How a fat-ass, obese, beer-gut, rotten teeth, putrid breath, dumb-ass Americano male driving by himself a Ford Expedition on the road, consuming 10-15 miles per gallon of gasoline is just beyond the realm of reasoning.

How a whole family of cracker-nuthead, GrandPa and GrandMa, Joe6Pack and JaneZinfandel, 6 of the spoiled-brat runny nose snotty kids swarming the Walmart aisle after aisle piling junks on the shopping cart is pure hilarious and pitiful at the same time. And the result of that is one ignorant, Jamaican-trash, piece-of-human-excrement temporary worker died being trampled on from the mad rush of tootless Grampa and Gramma.

How a whole family of Hicks and HillBilly chomping down on oily, greasy McDonal french fries and Wendy’s hamburger is just so resembling the scene of the bunch of hogs roosting and wallowing at the feed trough.

Who can we blame on this hilarious nation with its hilarious citizens except ourselves ? The mentality of the current Americano is just amazing if not stupefying. Empty of feeling, obligation, morality, duty, honor, sense of self-worthiness, the only way to go for the Americano is to be roasted slowly skewered from mouth to ass on a green Chinese bamboo stick, all sizzling nicely, fat popping, juices dripping over a bed of white hot charcoal.

The Americano nation is pathetic and sinful beyond the point of redemption !

44 comments:

Joe6Pack and JaneZinfandel said...

The Hac is Back!

Anonymous said...

It is fitting that this happened at WalMart, home of the cheezdoodle, fatcart and Chinese crap. Our debasement is complete.

Roccman said...

Only word he did not use was...

useless eater

ok two words.

Enjoy the dieoff...

really ...enjoy it.

We deserve it.

really we do.

keith said...

Hac needs his own blog

He keeps repeating the same message, over and over and over and over, but damn, it's good stuff

Maybe an Andrew Hac Variety Hour?

Batman said...

Colourful talk, but the rest of the world population is only marginally better.

The really sad part is how it got this way. Failure of education and the fifth estate.

vanilla ice said...

"ignorant, Jamaican-trash, piece-of-human-excrement temporary worker"

He was an f'ing human being. F you Andrew.

Anon in Cleveland said...

I posted the link to the Newsday article this morning because I found it emblematic of the Americano demographic, and lo and behold your thread post brought Andrew Hac back from exile. His words have moved so many and touched our lives in such a special way that words cannot describe...

Mark in San Diego said...

I promised I wouldn't read blogs during Thanksgiving, but the Walmart stampeed and the ToysRUs shootout (in LA of course) drove me here - and lo and behold!!! Andrew made my month!!!. . .I saw an ad on TV that Marshalls (or some such store) was opening at 4 am??!!!?? Who in their right mind would get up ealry to buy China Junk!? There is NOTHING in a Marshalls or for that matter Walmart, that I would get up early for. . .the country is finally showing the results of decades of prozak and other drugs.

DDM said...

Don't forget the shooting that kiled two at another Wal-Mart today: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2008/11/shots-were-fire.html

Ain't America just grand.

California is Burning said...

Trite.

Snobbish.

Entertaining, nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

And this wasn't even for the last few loaves of bread on the shelf. I guess a mass shootin' their way in if that was the case. Get your dubbleoughtbuck shells at Wally World while they last.

Anonymous said...

Keith,
How about a new store that only sells goods produced in the USA, including the natural resources used in producing those products?

What could it sell?

Anonymous said...

I agree, all the video from black friday show fat, fat lazy americans shopping with money they really don't have. I spent the day fishing on the beach ( which was empty ) with my daughter, it was much better then going to walmart at 0500. Please save yourself and get in shape both physically and mentally, money does not buy happiness.

Jeff said...

Indeed, this nation is very sinful, from top to bottom, and will be judged.......

Anonymous said...

My wish is that every "Black-Friday" asshole troublemaking Retailer in America goes bankrupt next Monday Morning. Some already have. WallyWorld wont because they are just as bad as the crud customers they serve. I hope all WallyWorld managers choke on their "In-Store" McBurgers. I also hope McBurger goes belly up. And all the Quickie Marts that sell shit to Rednecks too, especially those driving F250's and have that ignorant circle of beard around their mouths. And their fat assed wife with the foul mouth and ugly body in her vulgar looking jeans gets a case of the shits from the rancid McBurgers (four or five a day she probably eats)---
Thanks for your time. Happy Thanksgiving.
ps: If I were in the Supreme Court I would fine Wallyworld about two billion for their crappy business practices (each store).

Anonymous said...

People who are like what Andrew Hac speaks of are brain-washed people who are to be pitied . I don't know what went wrong in their lives ,but I suspect that they didn't get the right feedback in childhood . It takes all kinds to make the World go around ,but why doesn't Andrew talk about the fat Russians ? Have you every seen a Russian that isn't fat and bloated looking ?

People who are not very fit will not be able to survive very well
if the World puts survival of the fittest to the test .

That being said ,some of the most intelligent people I have ever know were fat . Maybe it just happened to turn out that way . Fat jolly people are so much fun to be around also. Lean and mean people are to competitive ,(just kidding ).

People have a hard time overcoming
whatever circumstances they were raised under ,therefore I can't be hostile toward people who aren't pillars of society ,but I still want the police to arrest them if they break the law .The role models have been horrible in the last 20 or 30 years in America .
History shows that a society will eventually become fat and lazy with time and that will be their undoing . History shows that in the building stages of a society
the work ethic is the best .

What is more gross to me are the rich people that fleeced the dumb Americans because that form of greed knows no bounds ,yet these people act like they are better than Joe sixpack .Its sick to see some rich cat with boats and planes and 10 houses ,while they use every trick to avoid taxes .These are the people that don't deserve the fake respect they get .

Anonymous said...

Why is it necessary for Andrew Hac to call the Walmart employee who got trampled on today "a Jamaican trash"? Show a little bit of respect! You don't know this guy. He was just trying to earn a living like most of us.

Why don't you take your hate filled anti-American sentiments elsewhere. Otherwise, at least contribute to this online community besides "Americano is sizzling from heat to ass dripped in juice". It is getting old Mr. Hac, very old.

Anonymous said...

I was a bit worried that he'd left out the 'skewered over white coals' part, but it came at the end! My holidays are now complete.
keyser soze

Anonymous said...

Hac speaks the hard truth, like Dr. Phil. But Hac makes more sense.

Genius said...

Hac is a piece of shit.

You disappoint me Keith, I thought you were smarter than to post that trash.

Anonymous said...

andrew hac is just holding up the mirror to what the Americano has become...........

much of the rest of world though much poorer has better manners and some semblance of discipline...

unlike Americano...

Lost Cause said...

That's it. I am just buying used. Forget about buying new crap...thrift stores: here I come.

Wind Farmer said...

Holy Moley...
Andrew Hac is a ZOMBIE...brought back to life by Jamacian voodoo.
Used the dolls on sale, aisle 3, bluelight flashing, fat pig wallowing, blue vest wearing, fake smile grandma high-pristess and rasta man dreadlocked grandson performed the ceremony in the store's hot dog stand.

Anonymous said...

You are what you eat. Food becomes blood, blood nourished and builds organs. Including brain. It is a vicious cycle. It is survival of educated and willing.

Wind Farmer said...

Dazed but "alive" he said:
"Sizzling nicely"

Mammoth said...

Anon 12:32 am said:
"...money does not buy happiness."
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Neither does credit!

Anonymous said...

I left the US primarily because of people who can say this: " one ignorant, Jamaican-trash, piece-of-human-excrement temporary worker". Why would you advertise such hatred for another whom (correct usage here) you have never met. I could understand it if you read his blog which was as ugly as yours. Still, you have my sympathy for your pathology.

Anonymous said...

"This pitiful nation is comprising mostly of Joe6Pack and Jane Zinfandel whom muddles through life having no clue as to why their existence on this planet Earth matters to them or the people around them".

This is a PERFECT and apt analogy of the USA. More importantly the ignorant slobs (Joe & Jane) do NOT want to have a clue about their empty meaningless lives. That would be way too painful. Of course they do hate homos and rejoiced when Gay marriage was voted down in CA.

This country is going to get everything it deserves. Group karma is a Bitch!

Mammoth said...

Anon 1:47 said:
"Have you every seen a Russian that isn't fat and bloated looking?"
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You are joking, right?

Have you ever been to Russia?

Every time that I go to Russia and spend any amount of time there, when I return back home to the good old USA, most American women look like disgustingly obese, ugly sows.

Fine-looking women in Russia...

keith said...

I second Mammoth

The most beautiful women in the world are from Russia, hands down.

Bulgaria after that. Then Sweden, Lithuania and Ukraine. The farther you head west, the worse it gets. Wealth and debt evidently create laziness and sloth. Every time I fly back to the US, I'm amazed. The people just keep getting fatter and fatter. And England is catching up with the US quickly.

I blame McDonalds. And MasterCard. They're a social disease.

On a tangent said...

Agree with Mammoth and Keith on foreign women...

After traveling abroad and seeing all the fantastic classy women in Japan, I come back to the US and the US women look foul, bloated, misshapen, thin hair, ugly, pale, bad skin. It is really shocking.

keith said...

Don't get me wrong - there's beautiful women all over the world.

But the concentration of beauty in my list of countries is stunning. It's almost laughable. And not just beautiful, but smart, cultured and sincere. Good people, not just beautiful.

And then there's Scottsdale. Or Vegas. Or Miami. Or LA.

Bleecckkkk...

Maybe this deserves its own thread.

Anonymous said...

perhaps now these stores will stop this practice of having people line up around the stores and then allowing these people to bum rush the store. it never made it any sense. what ever happened to the blue light special. i bet quiet as it's kept with so many people in these stores the incidents of shop lifting is enormous how can security watch hundreds of people. i wouldn't waste a second of my sleeping time standing out in front of a store with hundreds of people to buy one of 10 laptop computers (because that's what all those people are there for) or for that matter anything. Some of those people looked like they would knock down and run over people for the fun of it. I just can't see how opening at 4 am is going to change or alter anything. Do the stores make any more money after the frenzy dies off or do they make more money weeks into the holiday season and the stuff isn't moving but an impromtu sale clears the junk. I don't understand it, these people are brainwashed into thinking these are the best prices and there will never be another sale like this. No wonder WalMart doesn't want a Christmas theme anymore, they want a you buy our junk theme so the people in China will have a job because they don't do Christmas. There used to be a time Christmas was about a religious theme now it's fake lite up reindeer in the front yard. Now it's about a house full of toys kids play with 10 minutes and then it's forgotten and gift cards that get left in a drawer somewhere never used. Why are we being told we have to spend even more money at the end of the year after spending thousands all year long pretty much for the same things. After I got robbed by the petro companies I decided they legally stole the christmas money and there is no more for them, walmart or any store. If it is that easy to rob someone without a gun and can't do anything about it. Well I decided I could do something about christmas they won't stick me up and tell me i gotta buy this stuff to help the economy. fuck the economy the economy didn't help me with my 400 dollar a month gas bill. Brainwashed is what these people are.

Wind Farmer said...

My grandparents were from the Ukraine and Lithuania.
Blond hair, blue eyes and a little Chinese in the mix from way back...Mongolian?

"The greatest happiness is
to vanquish your enemies,
to chase them before you,
to rob them of their wealth,
to see those dear to them
bathed in tears, to clasp to
your bosom their wives
and daughters"
-GENGHIS KHAN

Wind Farmer said...

Dear Anon,
Worse than the fake light-up raindeer are the giant inflatable Santas (Father Christmas to you Keith) and snowman. There was a rash of shooting and deflating of them last year. I had nothing to do with that, but I wasn't sorry.

Mammoth said...

"Maybe this deserves its own thread."
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Yes, Keith - it sure does! But be prepared to see a lot of flaming, and you may piss off some of the female S & A'ers.

It may just get almost as fun & lively as the old 'Boomer-bashing' threads on HP.

Go for it! I will start writing a post for this now.

-Mammoth

Anonymous said...

Keith I thought this was a site about corruption, abuse of power etc. I used to have respect for it.But This Hac with his dehumanizing racist BS is no better than the scum that ran over the Jamaican or excrement as you would call him. Fuck you and Hac!!

Anonymous said...

Christmas was never just about the 'religious theme'. Christmas is, at its heart, a winter solstice celebration, marking the day when the precious sunlight returns to the dark barren earth and the days begin getting longer so the crops will return and people can eat. That's one HELL of a good reason to celebrate. The early Catholics usurped the celebration for their own purposes. But deep in our gray matter, we know what it's about and we get all crazy and put up lights lights lights and party party party. Get real, people. It's the Solstice. Crazy time.

a mean and greedy sob said...

A little over the top.

JaneZ said...

It is pretty hard to beat the beautiful people of Spain, both male and female types. They are the ultimate hybrids. They are the perfect mix of Celt, Arab and Goth with a little Basque thrown in. The only people I have ever seen that have natural blondes with olive skin and brown eyes.

The food is not bad either.

papermate said...

>Who can we blame on this hilarious nation with its hilarious citizens?


I vote for the entertainment industry. Of course there's others but they're at the top of the list.

Grey Wolfe said...

Southern Californians (mostly Mexicans) stood in line for hours to get a free shopping cart of groceries, talking on their expensive cell phones, listening to their ipods, allowing their ignorant children to run loose. People lined up for ten hours our more to get a good deal on flat screen TVs, stating that they needed the deal because they didn't have enough money for a TV and food.

Wal-Fart said...

"Don't forget the shooting that kiled two at another Wal-Mart today: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2008/11/shots-were-fire.html

Ain't America just grand."

It is ALWAYS a Wal-Mart. What is it about that place that just attacts the lowest forms of human life.....seriously.

People are stupid said...

Outbreaks weren't restricted to New York. At a Wal-Mart in Columbus, Ohio, Nikki Nicely, 19, jumped onto a man's back and pounded his shoulders when he tried to take a 40-inch Samsung flat-screen TV to which she had laid claim. "That's my TV!" Nicely, 19, shouted. "That's my TV!"

Other outbreaks

A police officer and security guard intervened, but not before Nicely took an elbow in the face. In the end, she was the one with the $798 television, marked down from $1,000. "That's right," she cried as her adversary walked away. "This here is my TV!""

Is it no wonder that people see the American as an ignorant moron. Seriously, it is a piece of crap TV. I am sure it was some off brand piece of crap that will last about a year, has horrible resolution and probably can't even receive HD.

People ARE stupid...