November 28, 2008
I lost track. How many virgins do you get for killing an innocent woman?
Aren't cults fun? You know, until they're not.
And some interesting questions:
1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?
2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
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C'mon Keith, I travel to Mumbai on biz, lots of friends there, leave this one alone
A menage-a-soixante-deux is 62. Try again.
I will have agree with Guiliani about this. All religions may have extremist elements. But Islam has the maximum number of them at this point of human history. Sooner we accept this and work to resolve this, the better we will all be.
Hey kweef..
there are reports your terrorists in your mind were not muslim or persian.
really kweef...
your "other side" is showing.
best to STFU.
really bro...just trying to be helpful.
Yeah, these terrorists weren't religious fanaticks
Yup, they were just wanting a good deal on auto insurance, right?
Europe has been providing consistent moral support to all of these murderers forever.
Europe is partially responsible for this horrible act of violence.
Something is very unusual about the Mumbai terror events.
Europe has not immediately called on India to ‘show restraint’
Hmmm
The BBC is not talking about the ‘root cause’ of the suffering freedom fighters.
Hmmmm, again.
The UN has not yet had an emergency security concil meeting to condemn India’s reaction and we have not yet heard about how an Indian response will only continue ‘the cycle of violence’.
What is going on here???
Adding more hate is not going to solve the problem, no matter how justified you think you are.
Just don't post no damn cartoons or they will fatwah us and blow your blog.
Organized religion should be banned. It is a mental disease. If you need to be a part of a made up fairy tale religion, look into Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
What do the virgins get?
It is disgusting that you joke around with so many people dead by a bunch of mad, crazed killers. If there was a reason, you could choose retribution as proclaimed by one of these brainwashed individuals.
These guys were no different than a bunch of Jews who blew up the King David hotel in the 40's in Jerusalem and they openly proclaimed it was for furthering their cause for an unabashed "Zionist state- for God's chosen people". Was that not religious fanaticism ? Sorry, I forgot that the holocaust entitled a Jews to be rapidly fanatic and kill and maim the Palestinians and grab their land!
Those are the true roots of religious fanaticism you see today! The zionist Jews were successful and a few mad Muslims seem to be trying to emulate them.
Yeah, it's OK for a virtuous, heroic US soldier to kill an Iraqi family or shoot civilians for fun.
Or it's "heroic" and "fighting for freedom" when US airforce pilots drop bombs on civilian populations from the stratosphere and wipe out entire villages.
That's "heroic" and "American".
Give me a freakin break.
When Americans are blind from their own propaganda to their own hypocrisy then you truly know that America's fate is doomed.
I'm not saying these terrorists are good. Of course they are evil. But to bash these terrorists and then ignore the terrorism promoted by the US military on a much wider scale is pure hypocrisy.
>> ignore the terrorism promoted by the US military on a much wider scale is pure hypocrisy. <<
Assclown.
To even attempt to correlate the two shows you're a complete anti-war liberal whackjob.
Enjoy PC'ing yourself back to the stoneage.
Menage-à-soixante-treize, I believe.
Funny... I do believe you have just made nutjob Islamism look more foolish than any other thing on the Internet I have found so far has.
To the other Anon person saying religion should be banned. Trying to stop religion by force does not work. The Old Romand tried it against Christians and it failed so bad the rest embraced it. In former communist countries (think FSU) religion is resurgent.
But organized religion has a weakness. Education. The clerics know this and try to stop education to keep their minions ignorant. Religion breeds and thrives on ignorance.
Here's another question: What happens after you've worked your way through all the virgins? Do you get another 72 or are you stuck with 72 high-maintenance nags?
But answering these questions requires study in Philosphy. These murderous criminals have NO philosophy, only ideology.
Sort of like Bush/Cheney/Rove.
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