December 27, 2008

Don't forget, you're all just a bunch of monkeys too



Monkeys with credit cards, CDO's, guns, strange religious beliefs, beer and music.

Silly monkeys. Many who still refuse to acknowledge their monkeyness.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

So if we all came from monkeys, and monkeys all came from, I don't know, fish? Then shouldn't there be a ton of fossils that look like a cross between all these animals? Shouldn't there should be an infinite number of incremental versions of all of these transitions...yet there are none. And if an eye ball and a brain can develop randomly on their own, then how does the connection between them also develop randomly? I'm not saying that evolution is wrong, I'm saying that I have a few questions about it...I would also like to know how 2 airplanes hit 2 buildings and make 3 buildings fall down. Just curious, thanks.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution

Anonymous said...

I resemble that remark....time for my daily banana.

Anonymous said...

Kieth
I know this isn't the HousingPanic blog anymore,but if you want to know how America will change then read a bit further.
My monkeybutt posted numerous times about the laws of contracts,and how the Mortgage contracts signed by FB monkeys were all invalid,and would be targeted for lack of disclosure on the banks part.
The trolling Realwhores,and Bank agents were all over me with their," Hey,they signed,they gotta pay" bullsheist.
The Last thing the Banking industry wanted was educated sheep,especially those that would become astute when dealing in contracts.I posted about that subject constantly,and now my MonkeyShaksterAss is here to gloat.
April Charney of Jacksonville Florida is killing the Bankers with her Law firm,and her extreme knowledge of contract law.She is also starting the Conflagration that will change this country for the better in a huge way.Lawyers around the country are at her doorstep to learn the proceedure,but most important is the active role of her clients(FBs).FBs shall move into the catagory of NON-FB now.They are learning quick,and are turning the tables on the system.
This will be a paradigm shift.
The Mortgage ,and banking industry is about to disappear as we know it,and the Judges can't stip it.Congress will try to pass laws to move these contracts into a venue beneficial to the banks,but the commerce created by these contracts,and the due process in the private sector is too great.
Any FB that was foreclosed on is also positioned for remedy,and may if they elect,Take back their home.
Since contracts need equitable consideration,conscious consideration,and full disclosure of intention to be valid the old ones will be rewritten to the FBs benefit.Also knowing that the Banks are involved in a cover-up of the facts,and broken federal laws,the banks are having to negotiate in order to "stay out of Jail".
The Homebuyer now has the valid equitable terms placed into the contract to his liking along with his remedy if the banks decides to get sloppy.
For instance-
I mentioned the principal paid by the NON-FB woulld need to be paid back to the Non-FB if the bank decided to foreclose.This is now happening,and all new Homebuyers should familiarize themselves or get an attorney that is invloved.
Another point is that the NON-FB dictates the terms of payments concerning lates,missed,or short.
The banks must work to see that the contract has every chance to succeed ,and within the contract is the stipulation by the NonFB that from time to time the payments may be reduced,missed or,late,and in those instances the contract is extended to accomadate the Non FB.
those are just a few examples that are being written into the contracts.
.......and you all voted with your ballots.MONKEYS I TELL YA.

Anonymous said...

That’s right Keith open a can of worms. The bangers will be swarming all over this blog.

Donkeys can talk, horses can fly, and a man named Jesus lives up in the sky.

Shakster, I also red that article about April, she is kicking butt.

God, to think that banks can no longer go into foreclosure hearings and say:

“Well No, your honor, we don’t have any PROOF that we own Mr/Mrs Smith’s loan, BUT YOU CAN TRUST US! Here’s our letter of intent, in which we PROMISE to go looking for a loan contract, SOMEDAY, MAYBE! In the meantime, give us the Smith’s house anyway.”

Love it!

ROFLMAO

Peahippo said...

Shakster, if contracts can be so reworked, the true owners of those contracts (i.e. the lenders, since they WROTE THEM) will just make new types that will achieve a new unassailability in the courts. Always remember that, in general, the people who actually WRITE THE WORDS IN THE CONTRACT are the ones who actually control the contract. That means 99.9% of the lenders, and only 0.1% of the borrowers.

Court actions today may alter that temporarily to 99% and 1%, but then after the re-working of the boilerplate, it will slip right back down to 99.9/0.1 where it belongs.

REAL CONTRACTS are written up by BOTH PARTIES. This happens in corporate lawyering all the time. But consumers have no such powers, largely since they never choose to educate themselves about it and to exercise it at the proper time.

Anonymous said...

I was just following orders.

I thought Nurenburg had burst that excuse for moral lapse along time ago.

Jeff said...

The theory of evolution is the showpiece of man's folly - a fabrication that allows man to believe he was created without a Creator, which leads to self-worship. Our collective belief in the power of our own wisdom and self-righteousness is just one symptom of our denial to worship something above us, rather than among us.....

blogger said...

So for the anti-science, anti-evolution crowd, answer me this

Did your god just parachute a fully-formed human being onto the planet earth? Like from his spaceship?

Serious question. Because I find your child-like thinking almost too funny for words.

Anonymous said...

Does it disappoint you at all to know that your blog attracts so many readers who deny global warming, evolution and other scientific facts? Are people who are skeptical of the housing industry and America's fascist financier government also skeptical of sensible things, too?

I think you should do a post about how the Earthis round, and that it revolves around the Sun, and see what dissent you get about that. I mean, anyone can SEE that the Sun travels across the sky. And the Earth is flat. I don't see any curvature, even when I'm on top of a big hill.

Anonymous said...

The pursuit of black granite countertops begins!

blogger said...

It is interesting that this blog and HP draw so many people who are ignorant of basic and settled science

I think it's because they're skeptics, and don't trust anyone, including scientists. However, they seem to trust their religious leaders, and books that were written 2000 years ago.

And yes, it is disappointing. I like intelligent debate. Debating ignoramuses and fools is like banging your head against the wall. But who knows, maybe a few of them will finally question their silly and indefensible childhood beliefs, and have an epiphany.

I'm not holding my breath.

And in the end, it's good they're around, since it shows how deep the level of ignorance in America is today.

ApleAnee said...

Keith said...

I think it's because they're skeptics, and don't trust anyone, including scientists. However, they seem to trust their religious leaders, and books that were written 2000 years ago.

Must be the Xmas spirit, because you are being very kind.

Anonymous said...

"I would also like to know how 2 airplanes hit 2 buildings and make 3 buildings fall down. Just curious, thanks".

Wow. Talk about monkeys.
I am amazed it was only one more building, considering the forces involved with such a collapse.

Anonymous said...

Here's another unpopular dissenting opinion:
So-called AIDS has nothing to do with so-called HIV.

Anonymous said...

I am not religious at all Keith, but I don't see why people can't argue over a creator vs evolution. I don't see any proof of either theory. But things in nature seem way too complicated to me to have come about by accident. Don't things tend to break down over time instead of getting more complicated? Can you say something intelligent or just attack and call me names?

Anonymous said...

You forgot mmeh bible,time to get her done.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i prefer the Mel Brooks version.

Anonymous said...

Peahippo
Your last point about the majority of buyers being uneducated is spot on.They are lazy too.
What changes everything are the Attorneys.They will take over both the Foreclosure end,and the Buying end.The trillions of dollars changing hands is a boon to the system,and especially the IRS.
Realtors ,and brokers will surely not like the news.
Imagine a time when Lawyers are the "Saints" of the Sheeple.
Jeebus-talk about a paradigm shift.
Lawyers effing over the banks ,I love it.

Paul E. Math said...

Wayne Gretzky is not a monkey. Wayne Gretzky is a golden god who took human form to make us all believe in magic and hockey.

Youtube some of Wayne Gretzky's greatest goals and his accomplishments. All this production from a guy without great physical attributes, playing a sport that especially prizes the physical attributes of speed and strength.

Anonymous said...

so you finally admit that black folks are the first humans and you are a mutation of that gene. don't white folks always say blacks look like monkies. no wonder things are going so bad in America, it's that mutated gene that is spreading the evil and distruction around the world. Me personally, think God meant blacks when it was written and blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth. (the bible means how white folks have treated blacks, like, forever) If the dolphin people (you) don't fuck it all up first. Anyway, you are right all these people come on your site and pretend they are better than the people who live down the street. We've all been brainwashed. Have and Have-nots. I think most of them are liars because they are anonymous, they are probably beer swillin, crotch scratching hillbillies who are daydreaming on your blog. And if they aren't, they are probably bored silly like me. Thanks for spending up a few hours of my time.

Anonymous said...

The black monolith = the credit default swap.

-Mike

Anonymous said...

that slab of black granite would look nice on my kitchen counter top.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Talk about monkeys.
I am amazed it was only one more building, considering the forces involved with such a collapse.
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don't bother trying to reason with these nuts. they believe that you can survive a free-falling elevator by simply jumping up at the last split second before it crashes into the ground floor.

Physics is simply a class they worked hard to avoid in school.

Anonymous said...

So for the anti-science, anti-evolution crowd, answer me this

Did your god just parachute a fully-formed human being onto the planet earth? Like from his spaceship?

Serious question. Because I find your child-like thinking almost too funny for words.

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is it not reasonable to think that "God" may be like the advance civilization in the book/movie 2001 that "pushed" the monkeys along the evolution path?

if so, then both sides are really talking about the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Here's another unpopular dissenting opinion:
So-called AIDS has nothing to do with so-called HIV.

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uh, a bunch of obama supporters believe all sort of wild cr*p about aids and HIV.

Anonymous said...

WTF, now obama's bootlickers don't want us to drink "booty sweat"? What's wrong with drinking beer?

Anonymous said...

Keith said:


So for the anti-science, anti-evolution crowd, answer me this

Did your god just parachute a fully-formed human being onto the planet earth? Like from his spaceship?

Serious question. Because I find your child-like thinking almost too funny for words."


So, for the unyielding evolution crowd among whom you count yourself . . .

Did the chemicals necessary for the transition from inert matter to prokaryotic life, whether near vents at the bottom of the ocean, or even from other planets, always exist? Prokaryotic (and eukaryotic) life always has been and always will be and that's just the way it is?

And the big bang, formation of planets, etc? All that gaseous matter existed independently, ex nihilo? Fantastic. Maybe you'd care to elaborate exactly how something just spontaneously generates itself ex nihilo . . .

I'll be tapping my foot, waiting for a RATIONAL explanation, okey dokey? One would tend to think that the alternative to creationism, i.e, creation ex nihilo - that everything just *poof* came into existence is equally childish and lacking . . .

*ADMISSION*

I'm not religious and most assuredly believe in some form of evolution, but the origin(s) of life itself is HIGHLY questionable. Another admission, I have a BS in Anthropology (BA History as well), and yet I possess the depth of thought enough to entertain other concepts unlike so many supremely arrogant "rationalists" here. If an avid anthropologist who sees evolutionary processes as cut and dry, evidenced by the primitive limb structure, then you can delve a little deeper, shed the cynicism and negative connotations associated with mass religious movements and ask the tough questions.

Lost Cause said...

OK, so the buildings collapsed at free fall rates, which I learned about in physics. Please explain how that worked, and where all of that energy went. Then let's start evacuating all high rises, because the implication is that these buildings are inherently unsafe.

Anonymous said...

In 1969, Stanley Kubrick gave us a preview of two futures: "2001" and "A Clock Work Orange"

I'm afraid it's starting to look more like a "A Clock Work Orange."

No sign of renaissance or enlightenment anywhere.

Sigmund Freud was right..PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS AND WILL LEND THEMSELVES TO IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIOR.

And they wonder why I hate people!!

Anonymous said...

Anon December 28, 2008 2:28 AM:

"28-38
...
attractive
Intelligent
..."

"I am:

26
5 foot 3"
130 pounds

Pretty
...
To take care of all your needs.
To be a great girlfriend, wife and mother
..."

So this fat pig calls herself pretty and has the nerve to state she wants an attractive man?!? Then she goes on, after stating that she doesn't have enough respect for anyone to make herself attractive to them (by losing the extra person), to write that she will take care of someone's needs and be a great woman to a man?!? How about the pig loses some weight...that's taking care of someone and being a great woman.

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