March 28, 2009

AIG is now pretty much AIDS, wouldn't you say?



Here's an AIG commercial with a five year old worrying about safety and insurance.

Too bad AIG didn't have auditors or regulators with the intelligence or moral clarity of a five year old to save the world from the biggest ponzi scheme in the history of man.

Goodbye AIG.

Your brand is now AIDS.

And your toxic employees are unhireable.

8 comments:

Mitesh Damania said...

"But we're with AIG" hahahaaha!!!

It's like at 'You're in good hands with Allstate' commercial. Ya, in good hands until something happens and they try to deny your claim or the bedding state insurance commissioner let's the company off the hook

JC said...

I get the joke but it's pretty lame.

keith said...

Hurry - get 'em while they're hot!

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vanilla ice said...

Bwahahahaha! A kid talking all smart about insurance and finance! How cute!

NOT!

an overleveraged sob said...

Imagine if at the end of the clip the kid said,

"You retards, that shitholes loaded up with toxic debt to the rafters", THEN walked away.

Stuck in So Pa said...

It's like at 'You're in good hands with Allstate' commercial. Ya, in good hands until something happens and they try to deny your claim or the bedding state insurance commissioner let's the company off the hook
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Truer words were never spoken!

Having had TOO much experience at the business AND personnel level with handling ins claims, you better pray to God that you can look back at your life and say: “Boy, that insurance money was wasted!"
The idea being that you never had to file a claim and if you knew then what you know now you could have saved all that money. Now days, the real calamity starts when you file that major claim.

You thought that your insurance company was going to rebuild your burned down house..........Too Bad!

You thought that all your lost valuables were going to be replaced one for one because you had "No Depreciation Replacement Coverage?".........Sucker!

You thought that your personnel health insurance policy from a AAA+ rated ins provider, combined with your companies generous health plan, add in workman's comp, AND an additional health rider, that you paid extra for on your automobile coverage, pretty much covered you against anything?......Loser!

One of our company's jr. execs had to anti up $30,000 out of his own pocket..... Thankfully, he's OK now....after a major accident in the company vehicle, on company time, other driver clearly at fault....drunk uninsured deadbeat, no license, no registration....and years later, three insurance carriers and workman's comp are STILL in court every couple months, pointing the finger at each other as being responsible for my exec's medical bills.

The insurance a$$holes had to have blown through $30,000 A PIECE by now, just in slimeball fees.

Insurance! What a cruel joke!

Anonymous said...

AIG was run (since 1967) above board until Eliot Spitzer filed a civil suit against Hank Greenberg and CFO Howard Smith claiming 'decption and fraud' inflating the stock price.

Greenberg was forced basically threatened out in 2005 with impending lawsuits,

2008 AIG implodes!

For 40 years AIG was a well run machine

It only took three years to destroy

Where is Eliot Spitzer now?

Hmmm...

.

Anonymous said...

Next line from the Kid.

I see dead people......