April 22, 2009

FLASH: FREDDIE MAC CFO COMMITS SUICIDE [?]

[UPDATE 4:33PM GMT 4/21 - KELLERMANN WAS FOUND HANGING IN HIS BASEMENT. SOUND FISHY ANYONE?]

[UPDATE 10:45PM GMT 4/23 - NOW MSM AND POLICE ARE REPORTING GUNSHOT. WHETHER HE WAS MURDERED OR SUICIDE, PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL HERE FOLKS. AND OBAMA - GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ENTIRE SCAM - SPECIAL PROSECUTOR NOW!!!! FOLLOW THE MONEY - NO MATTER WHERE IT LEADS]

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Unfortunately, as the investigations proceed into the rampant fraud at Freddie, Fannie, Countrywide, Indymac, WaMu, First Federal and so many others, you'll see more of this.


Some people can adjust to the idea of spending their lives in jail. Others can't.

I truly feel sorry for his family, and be civil with your comments folks. Remember there is a chance this has nothing to do with the criminal activity at Freddie Mac.

But you wonder what he knew, if he was involved in the criminal activity, and why he decided to kill himself while destroying his name and family, instead of doing a plea and turning states evidence if he was.

And you wonder what exactly is going on in these organizations who have taken America and the world to the brink of ruin. They need to be raided, the documents seized, and their leaders interviewed under oath as soon as possible, before it's too late.


Acting CFO of Freddie Mac commits suicide

VIENNA, Va. -- The acting chief financial officer of Freddie Mac, David Kellermann, has apparently committed suicide, Fairfax County Police tell WTOP.

Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Anne Jennings says Kellermann, 41, was found at his Hunter Mill Estates home Wednesday morning.

Jennings says police responded to the home after family members called police around 5 a.m.

"We were called from inside the house to come investigate an apparent suicide," Jennings says.

Because of legal ramifications, Jennings says she can't describe the nature of the suicide.

"We're not to give you details of the condition of the body, except to say it was an apparent suicide," Jennings says.

A final determination that his death was a suicide will come from a medical examiner.

Kellermann has been with Freddie Mac for more than 16 years.

He was named acting chief financial officer of the agency in September 2008. He took over after Anthony "Buddy" Piszel resigned.

As CFO, Kellermann is responsible for the company's financial controls, financial reporting and oversight of the company's budget and financial planning.

Freddie Mac has declined to comment.

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

God Keith this is the dem way of covering things up. Its dem 101. Everybody kills themselves who has the knolledge or goods to hurt them. See (The Clintons.) This is almost funny if it wasn't so sad and vile.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA WHERE IS YOUR ATTORNEY GENERAL?

MORE INVESTIGATIONS TRIALS ARE NEEDED RIGHT NOW.

SUICIDE THE ONLY WAY OUT FOR THE GUILTY. A GREAT PUNISHMENT.

BURN IN HELL.

Anonymous said...

What happened to America?
when I moved here, legally that is, Ronald Reagan had just become president, and there was so much pride and honor. Twenty five years later, I do not even recognize her.

What happened to America?

Anonymous said...

Early start on the upcoming Summer of Rage, Death and Destruction.

You had your chance Obama and you Fucked it up but good. This is the result of propping up the unproppable.

Summer of Rage, Death and Destruction 2009. Get your popcorn and a lawn chair. Food and energy shortages this Winter.

Death in the Streets for Christmas.

F*ck America. America is DEAD.

JaneZ said...

I wonder what he knew that we don't.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if these guys are being told behind the scenes to get their sh*t in order because the hammer is about to be brought down.

Anonymous said...

Gary Webb, Jeanne Palfrey, Craig Spence, Vince Foster, Pat Tillman, Ken Lay, Danny Casolaro, Steve Kangas, Paul Wellstone, Jack Ruby, Ted Westhusing...

They all have something in common.

keith said...

Not sure if I reported this at the time, but the guy who was most responsible for the Phoenix housing ponzi scheme, Scott Coles at Mortgages Ltd., killed himself too.

His firm took in the investors' money and then let it out willy nilly to condo developers all over town. And now all those condos are in foreclosure or bankrupt - Elevation Chandler, Tempe Centerpoint, X10 Wine Lofts, Hotel Monroe, and pretty much anything Grace or Avenue LLC were slapping up.

Mortgages Ltd. filed for bankruptcy of course too, right after he did himself in.

Make the mess, screw your family, then don't stick around to own up to what you've done or see your day of justice, seems to be par for the course with some folks.

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=49344&cat=1

Mortgages Ltd. Chairman/CEO Scott M. Coles Found Dead Monday

Scott M. Coles, the Chairman and CEO of Mortgages Ltd., was found dead Monday in his Phoenix home. Coles was 48 years old.

Coles died after an apparent suicide, but the autopsy will determine the full cause of death.

Mortgages Ltd. will hold a conference call on June 10 at 11am to determine where they move forward with the company after Coles' death.

Laura Martini will serve as Mortgages Ltd.'s interim president. State bank regulators announced Tuesday that they will help oversee the transition process.

Arizona Corporation Commission filings show Coles was Mortgages Ltd.'s top executive and its only corporate director. SMC Revocable Trust is listed as the lending firm's sole shareholder.

Coles joined Mortgages Ltd. in 1987, became President in 1992, and took over as CEO/Chairman in 1995. Mortgages Ltd. has become the biggest private commercial mortgage lender in the state of Arizona, producing $3.3 billion in transactions in 2006 alone.

borkafatty aka the pig said...

i think seppuku is the proper term.

Anonymous said...

Ooooobaaaamy!

Gimme Cheese.

Bukko_in_Australia said...

The sad thing is, it's often people with at least a shred of conscience who kill themselves. The truly amoral ones don't feel any shame. They don't see any reason to top themselves (as the saying for "commit suicide" goes here) aside from the inconvenience of dealing with court proceedings. You won't see a story like this with Mozillo's name in it.

Acknowledging anonymous said...

who has the knolledgeThank God you'll never be killed on the basis of YOUR knowledge, anonymous!

keith said...

I disagree Bukko. The weak kill themselves. The strong don't f*ck over their families like that, and if need be take their punishment, or try to make something good out of what they've done.

Michael Milken is a good case. Look what he's done after he did his time. And I bet there's hundreds of people at Countrywide who are a bit nervous of jail right now. Stick around I say, turn states evidence, and get the big shark - Mozilo.

This guy at Freddie, if he was complicit, could have easily gotten off or little time if he had spilled it, and let the investigators go after the big guys.

This story is sad. But there's gonna be a lot more too it. Including probably a small chance he was murdered. Stay tuned. The Great Unwinding is gonna move to the suicides, investigations, show trials, jail terms and clawback and fines stage soon enough.

We've been here before.

Wind Farmer said...

Great, the one guy with a conscience offs himself.

I hope he left some important files with his attorney.

Sad.

Rhymes with Shunt said...

Anon 2:36 said...
"when I moved here, legally that is, Ronald Reagan had just become president, and there was so much pride and honor."
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If you don't like it here, then get the f*ck out!

Got it?

Oh, and Reagan was a charlatran and a moron who was incapable of differentiating between fantasy and reality.
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Now, regarding the subject of this post - WHEN will the special investigators and prosecuters be designated to examine those who caused the housing mess?

Anonymous said...

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BLACK OPS




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Anonymous said...

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NEXT, MADOFF'S HEART ATTACK IN JAIL




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Lucas said...

I think you blog is interesting, especial the contradictions. You glory in the new president, yet ignore the fact that he was instrumental in blocking reform attempts of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae in 03, 05 and 07. Obama and Biden are both loaded with funds from Fannie lobbyists, and did they fair share to keep the crooks in business.

Not only did he work to keep them from being regulated he has continued to help our his Fannie Mae cronies, rewarding crooks from that company with jobs as head of his selection committee and chief of staff. Change indeed!

Yes, we have to wonder why he committed suicide. We have to wonder what Obama had to do with it. P.S. I am no steller fan of the previous presidency either, but that doesn't mean this one is any better.

casey said...

I wonder how cooked the books are over there at freddie?

peeling back the onion said...

Anon said:
“What happened to America?
when I moved here, legally that is, Ronald Reagan had just become president, and there was so much pride and honor. Twenty five years later, I do not even recognize her.

What happened to America?”

What a great question..

Answer = blurring of the lines between good and bad is destroying us..

Even though we were always an open society, to some degree we remained isolated from really stupid ideas. (the ones that kept half the world in the slums)

In our age of information and the internet; Eurotard type ideas (chocolate covered evil) and backward concepts from places like Saudi Arabia appear equal to the more evolved concepts and ideas.

I’ll bet that even most readers on this blog would argue that it is important to ‘gain the respect’ of the ‘international community’

We used to be a people that did the ‘right thing’ no matter what others think of us, this is what made us special.

Most on this blog ( a smart community) would also argue that our being a little tough on those who plan to kill us ‘makes us look bad’ (i.e. Abu ghraib and Gitmo), clearly blurring the lines between the good guys and bad guys, and clearly we have every right to push back on the bullies, again many now think that ‘we are the bullies’ because of the successes we have achieved by rebelling those stupid ideas over 200 years ago,
which is some how wrong????

It is why Obama is dead wrong on kissing up to those dictators, providing the same level of respect to murderers and life savers

We use to know for sure that we are doing the right thing,
now with countries like Saudi Arabia who spend billions on pumping ignorant ideas on the internet and universities,
Europes primary interest in marinating relevance has been sabotaging us every step of the way for the past 10 years (key reason for creating EU) sugar coats as many horrible concepts as possible to create an equal view on good and bad.

But no worries, truth will always come to the surface, it is up to us on how long it takes.

Anonymous said...

this is the Dem wayObama you fucked it up goodWOW some of you stupid idiot fools are really amazing.

The LEAST you could do is GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, not to mention your VALUES, at least ONCE in a while.

First of all, KELLERMAN WAS A REPUBLICAN. He donated money to a republican.

http://www.opensecrets.org/indivs/search.php?name=kellerman&state=VA&zip=&employ=&cand=&c2008=Y&c2006=Y&c2004=Y&sort=N&capcode=mcqqn&submit=Submit

GOT IT?!?!?!

Why do you idiots think that just because a Dem president got elected, that everyone now in positions of power is a Dem?

Secondly, IF someone is a key player in this mess, the HONORABLE thing is to off yourself. Like they do in China.

This is in contrast to the likes of "I can't think of anything I did wrong" Bush, or "secret Energy deals" Cheney, or "I'm not a crook" Nixon. Now THAT is DISHONORABLE.

Thirdly, Obama didn't fuck it up, he so far just failed to fix something that the THIEVING FASCIST SPEND-AND-DEBT REPUBLICANS already had fucked up beyond all recovery. You know who I'm talking about: Enron-and-private-soc-sec-Bush, No-Gold-Nixon, and "we don't need no stinkin' Great Depression protection" Phil Gramm. Not to mention McCain, who said in the second debate and on his website that he wanted to CUT SOC SEC BENEFITS FOR CURRENT AND FUTURE RECIPIENTS AND USE THE MONEY FOR TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH.

So if you can't get your facts straight, idiots, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and spend your time hoping your wealth and job prospects don't go to zero in the wake of your party STEALING THEM for their OWN GAIN.

keith said...

Hey, we're 21 comments into this and still no "Obama had him murdered" theory?

Anyone find any details yet on what happened here? Pretty quiet from where I sit.

keith said...

I take it back.

Get the "he was murdered" theories going.

ABC News is reporting that he was found hanging.

And as we all know (from watching CSI), if you're gonna kill someone in the night, make it look like a suicide in his home, you either hang him, or poison him.

So who would want him dead?

Top 5 Suspects:

1) Leland Brendsel (corrupt former CEO, definitely fearful of prison even after his $16.4 million settlement)

2) Richard Syron, current CEO who enriched himself to the tune of $20 million last year, while hiding the truth

3) Former CFO Anthony S. Piszel, who Kellerman replaced. No doubt Piszel is under investigation, as he was minding the till during the worst of the fraud

4) Chris Dodd. 'nuff said.

5) Angelo Mozilo. 'nuff said.

Here's the ABC 'found hanging' report. Sorry if this is insensitive, but 'found hanging' is pretty fricking disturbing. Even when the officials tell you it was a suicide later this week. Too many had too much to lose if this guy went states' evidence.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=7399376&page=1

Police Found Freddie Mac CFO Dead from Hanging

ABC News
By RUSSELL GOLDMAN, JACK DATE and ANN COMPTON Virginia police say they found David Kellermann, acting chief financial officer of mortgage company Freddie Mac, hanging in the basement of his Reston home, dead from an apparent suicide early this morning.

RICO said...

Here was a guy with first-hand knowledge of the Ponzinomic condition of the global financial underworld.

And he failed the ultimate stress test.

Meanwhile, in the totally manipulated and marginally corrupt Justice Department, the prosecution still rests.

ATTN: ERIC HOLDER!

WHAT DID KELLERMANN KNOW, AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT??

DO YOUR JOB, DAMMIT!

Batman said...

If he got suicided I doubt we'll ever know. That's easy to cover up unless they do a really thorough search for signs of struggle but pros could plastic bag him while holding him without bruises then hang him up while he's knocked out. You could also strangle him with the same rope you hang him with later. I'm no CSI watcher but I bet that is hard to detect.

speaking of whores said...

And then we get this. These people won't be hanging themselves any time soon.

Confessions of a TARP Wife

http://www.portfolio.com/executives/2009/04/21/Confessions-of-a-Bailout-CEO-Wife

Apparently the author has been tracked down and ID'ed as Liz Peek, wife of $2.3 billion TARP King Jeff Peek of CIT Group.

Anonymous said...

I know it was hollywood, but that scene where the old dude gets killed in Michael Clayton was just so well done - not at all hard to see it happen in real life, especially when you've probably bought off the pathologist too. I mean honestly, it's just a bit too convenient that the guy that could bring down the whole house of cards tops himself.

Anonymous said...

Hey, we're 21 comments into this and still no "Obama had him murdered" theory?

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there was a mention to "black ops" in a previous post

Anonymous said...

To : Rhymes with Shunt said...
Why don't you get hell out of here?

Just because some sick prostitute gave birth to you, does not mean that you belong in here either

Get it?

Anonymous said...

Anon said...

What happened to America?

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This is an exerpt of a comment that I made regarding the condition of Detroit from a post on the 4th of April.
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I have asked myself this question since I was a teen. The most compelling answer that I can come up with is...

America and it's "principles" are one big lie. And we lie to ourselves about the lie. Now the problem is we have sold this lie to most of the world.

ie...

There is no free market.

Racism is the real cause of most of our social issues especially in our major cities that were critical to our development as a nation.

We are not free. Especially if you own a cell phone or computer.

The people of this nation let political views override common sense.

Our standard of living is, was, not real, unsustainable and made possible by access to credit.


We let entertainers and celebs lie to us about their lifestyles and habits. Then we try to live out their lies.

We are arogant, pompous and refuse to look to other nations for solutions to common problems.

I love America and being an African American in America! I just hate being lied too.

RayNLA

April 5, 2009 6:38 PM

Anonymous said...

Seriously, who the fuck hangs themselves?

Folks if you are going to kill yourself, just put a bag over your head or turn on the car or something.

Don't leave a mess or a body that needs to be cut down.

Actually, now that I think of it, maybe it was some type of autoerotic asphyxiation thing.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
God Keith this is the dem way of covering things up. Its dem 101. Everybody kills themselves who has the knolledge or goods to hurt them. See (The Clintons.) This is almost funny if it wasn't so sad and vile.

April 22, 2009 2:18 PM

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I am glad to know that someone remembers Ron Brown.

RayNLA

k.w. - Southern Ca. said...

We're working our way up the corporate chain now ... it's
been long overdue.

Which of these pigs is next
will be anyone's guess.

It's just a matter of time.

Anonymous said...

Was it REALY suicide?

Just asking

Anonymous said...

Last weekend, a few miles from me, in Middletown MD., a father killed his 3 kids, wife and himself. They had debt around $460k, an unsold house in FL, a 2nd & 3rd mortgage on it, and high credit card debt. Up the road, in Towson, MD., was a NY family murder/suicide in a room at the Sheraton. The father ran or was somehow involved in a questionable investment scheme. Thing is, the moral bankruptcy and disordered way of life has been going on for years, but it's as if the music stopped, it's past last call, and the reality is too much to bear for some. Very, very sad. With a solid foundation, whether strong religious faith or some sort of core philosophy of substance, rather than a life centered on materialism-- perhaps these people wouldn't snap.

Anonymous said...

Glad he was not an Arab, it would have been way gorier
and he would have done it in a restaurant or kindergarten.

Ross said...

This is very disturbing indeed. It's hard for me to feel any sort of compassion at this point because it seems to have all happened in the Fantasy Land that is the world of Fannie/Freddie.

This looks like an awfully big domino to me. Lies can only last so long before the truth comes out.

yoski said...

Keith:
Get the "he was murdered" theories going.

Not entirely out of the question. He probably knew enough to land a bunch of higher ups in prison including several of our corrupt Congress frausters. Hanging yourself is not the most pleasant way to go either, slow and painful. Most people would chose a faster less agonizing way to depart but then again, some people prefer to set themselves on fire.
With the money he was making he should have been sitting pretty. Fat bank account in the Caymans, Belize and a sack of Krugerrands burried in the back yard. Valid passort and enough cash on hand for a quick getaway. Not really a reason to kill youeself, but of course all this is speculation.
Maybe his suicide wasn't related to his job, there're other things that can push people over the edge but it sure seems suspicious.

Anonymous said...

Paulson, Greedspan, Bernanke, et. al. better have Good Alibis for last night...

Oh I forgot, this is the Bannana Republic of US where there is No Justice Dept. or Rule of Law, so who cares? Corruption will carry the day as usual in the Lnd of Nothing and serial corruption at all levels - America.

America IS DEAD.

Maybe Tony Soprano did it?

Guberville Smack said...

"I disagree Bukko. The weak kill themselves. The strong don't f*ck over their families like that, and if need be take their punishment, or try to make something good out of what they've done".

Depends on the circumstances. He might have killed himself to save his family. The family can keep the fortune, or threats were made to kill himself or the family goes too.
Or maybe he was just a coward. Or maybe he was honorable because he didn't want to be a rat.
Impossible to make the call without knowing the true motives or circumstances.
We will probably never know.
One thing for sure, somebody was giving him heat.

Anonymous said...

Hanging like the DC Madam, right before she was about to reveal all her DC clients? And hanging like the DC Madam's escort, another whistle blower, found dead, in the same manner, a few weeks before her?

Oh yeah, just a suicide...thanks corrupt mainstream media, and nothing to look here people who live with their heads in the sand.

* BLACK OPS *

Anonymous said...

"Ooooobaaaamy!

Gimme Cheese."


More like -

Hey! Barak!
Gimmie that rope.

Foxwood said...

Barney and Chris have a fall guy. Someone might check out Fort Marcy Park to see if anything fishy is going on there.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...

Gunshot or Hanging?.


Hmmm... Either this guy added some redundancy to his suicide plans by having a gun as a backup plan to his hanging (or vice versa) or someone can't get their story straight.

Kind of reminds me of this:

BBC Reports WTC7 Has Collapsed Before It Collapses!! Bwahahahaha!!-Gonzo

SeattleMoose said...

He was gonna squeal.....expect a lot more "suicides".

JAWS said...

Well, he doesn't know anybody anymore. It's a real shame but a sign of things to come.

Why would a solid guy like him bother with "hanging"??? Most suicides by this calibre fellow are just a gun to the mouth or the temple.

I don't buy the suicide theory.

I watched "The Mentalist" last night. He could figure this out in a jiff.

les said...

Die scumbags.

Anonymous said...

Gee, the DC Madam (Palfrey) and one of her "employees" died the same way according to the news reports. Hanging oneself is pretty rare in the general population, but it seems to be the method of choice in Washington for people who know too much.

Nick said...

Wow, what a darn shame! Now matter how bad things get, one shouldn't commit suicide.

I can assure you, I have money socked away and no matter what happens, I won't do it. No freaking way! Life is just way too good.

Anonymous said...

The selfish kill themselves, not the weak or strong.

Anonymous said...

1 down about 1,000 more to go...

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of another hanging "suicide" with mysterious undertones that happened a couple of years ago, but I can't recall the details.

IMO hanging is a rather strange and unlikely way to kill yourself at home, but for a hired killer it would leave no loose ends. Think about it, no weapon, no bullet, no blood...

keith said...

I'm seeing some reports now that he shot himself.

I guess that was right after or right before he was hung.

INDEPENDENT SPECIAL PROSECUTOR.

gutless and lazy said...

Looks like the Cheney goon hit squad strikes again. Why did Cheney do it? Looks like Cheney has his hands dirty than just creating bogus wars and war profiteering for Haliburton. if anyone in the gov't would order the hit, it would be Cheney. Special investigator. Now. What did Cheney know about Freddie, when did he know it about?

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the children that had to witness that.

OK you want to get it over with... go to a forest and disaappear or such. But don;t punish your children with such a grotesque scene !

I hope that family can recover one day from such a devastating experience.

Anonymous said...

Anthrax investigation appears to be leading to government and military involvement - Bruce Ivins conveniently commits suicide and becomes the apparent scape goat.

DC Madam Palfrey is due to testify and reveal high powered clients including Cheney, states that she would never commit suicide only weeks before on the Alex Jones Show and is conveniently found suicided.

Is it any wonder that we find it hard to believe the government and media line when it comes to the "suicide" of individuals connected to government corruption?

It's all a part of living in Banana Republic U.S.A.

-Gonzo

Anonymous said...

"...PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL HERE FOLKS..."Certainly. Just as soon as They start respecting us. Soon?

"...America and it's "principles" are one big lie. And we lie to ourselves about the lie...someone remembers Ron Brown..."Thanx for the reminder, Ray. Forgot to put him on the suspicious list, along with William Colby, who "...assisted author, attorney and former CIA aide John DeCamp in his investigation of the Franklin child abuse allegations..."

All the good we hold ourselves up to be is talking a good game.

Track record's different. How about that Colorado strike breaker story someone posted?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he jumped off the stool with a noose around his neck while smultaneously shooting himself.

You're Welcome.

Just trying to help.

Mozilo next? One can only hope...

Anonymous said...

More details from the NYT:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/business/23freddie.html?_r=1&hp

i've had it said...

Very sad story here. This guy must have been involved in either illegal activity or he was way in over his head in his new position (appointed to it in September) and couldn't take the pressure...or perhaps a combination of both?

This suicide will be swept under the rug by BO's Justice Department; they'll decide that Freddie is not a government organization and that the local police should have jurisdiction...and we all know what that means: case closed.


OK; let's start a Suicide Pool: who's the next one?

Anonymous said...

failed to fix something that the THIEVING FASCIST SPEND-AND-DEBT REPUBLICANS already had fucked up beyond all recovery. You know who I'm talking about: Enron-and-private-soc-sec-Bush, No-Gold-Nixon, and "we don't need no stinkin' Great Depression protection" Phil Gramm. Not


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Fannie and Freddie are the dems creation you f*cking dumbass communist. Their monster, idiot. Shut up dumbass. Dummmmmmbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love America said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to America?
when I moved here, legally that is, Ronald Reagan had just become president, and there was so much pride and honor. Twenty five years later, I do not even recognize her.

What happened to America?

April 22, 2009 2:36 PM

Foreigners like you really bug me! First of all, you come to this country and then you have the nerve to complain? If you don't like it, then go back to your own country! USA, love it or leave it that is my simple philosophy!

Ross said...

My former boss and former friend busted for mortgage/wire fraud...finally.

http://tinyurl.com/c3hmcn

If you look up the most prominent address on the list under the story, you'll see....................

The Third Ave Lofts in Scottsdale. Well surrrpise surrrrprise.

Mike Hunt said...

You've got to get detective Monk out on the scene. He'll figure it out.

From what I've seen, CSI forensics should be able to suss out foul play. Opps too bad CSI is instructed to look the other way and tamper all evidence so it's unusable. Game. Set. Match.

Like 9/11, like TARP, like TALF, like the Iraq Invasion get ready to get pwned America. Next up is more dodgy suicides and the wonderful Carbon tax scheme.

The only question is do you want to take this with or without lubrication? Actually that was a trick question. There is no lube for you fucked Americanos.

-Mike

yoski said...

"I'm seeing some reports now that he shot himself."
Yes, even for the trained investigator it is very difficult at times to tell the difference between hanging and shooting. Who knows, the autopsy might reveal that he stabbed himself in the back a few times as well.

yoski said...

"USA, love it or leave it that is my simple philosophy!"
Simple philosophy, simple mind. Why should I leave when you're the one that sucks?

Anonymous said...

Smells like Cliff Baxter at Enron doesn't it Keith?

Smug Bastard

Anonymous said...

Anybody see the movie Michael Clayton? There's a textbook case of how to make a murder look like a suicide. Maybe Mr. Verne in the movie was based on a real life character.

Out at the peak said...

Have you seen "State of Play"?
The detective says to the reporter, "You're saying that a corporation is behind the conspiracy of murdering [so-and-so]? That's something that only happens in movies."

I think if it was murder or suicide, it's probably 100% job related.

Anonymous said...

Police probing death of Freddie Mac official"...Freddie Mac executives recently battled with federal regulators over whether to disclose potential losses on mortgage securities tied to the Obama administration’s housing plan..."

Anonymous said...

ANON SAID.....Glad he was not an Arab, it would have been way gorier
and he would have done it in a restaurant or kindergarten.

Yes but if he was lucky enough to kill a few infidels in the process think of how many virgin Allah would have given him..

Anonymous said...

LOVE AMERICA SAID... Foreigners like you really bug me! First of all, you come to this country and then you have the nerve to complain? If you don't like it, then go back to your own country! USA, love it or leave it that is my simple philosophy!

Hey asshole he is just pointing out how far America has fallen and if you and the rest of your fat ass country men would turn off the tv and stop entertaining your self's to death you would have noticed this decline that is so evident to everyone else .. IT appears to me that he loves this country as much as you claim to . It hurts to know you have only yourselves to blame .

WizardofIB said...

So at what point do we take (I don't mean go through the courts and waste a shitload of time) but rather go and take all cash and assets quickly convertible to cash and donate it to help with all this money we are printing?