June 13, 2009

"The neutering has been completed. Congratulations, ladies. Did you get what you wanted?"



Some of the more mainstream blogs are finally finding our Suzanne gem. Here's some comments:

mark-o said:
The neutering has been completed. Congratulations, ladies. Did you get what you wanted?

Andy T said:
That is so classic and great.....right at the top of the market....the man getting beaten up to stretch for a house they probably didn't need....awesome.

tripps said:
This video basically explains half the bubble....whiny wifes forcing their husbands to overpay for houses to prove their love

Travis said:
Suzanne cashed out before the crash and is living high on the hog, my friends. I drove by her house the other day and saw that bodybuilder guy on the trampoline.




20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesthis microphone work?
Nesting, Nesting 1-2-3!
Coconutz!

Anonymous said...

FYI

Bank of America paying Mozilo's legal fees
Tue Jun 9, 2009 3:59pm EDT

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Bank of America Corp said on Tuesday it is covering the legal fees of Angelo Mozilo, the former Countrywide Financial Corp chief executive charged with securities fraud and insider trading.

Lawyers for the former executives last week said they planned to fight the SEC's claims.

Bank of America has taken $45 billion from the U.S. government's Troubled Asset Relief Program.

Anonymous said...

Jun 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm

Angelo Mozilo v. American Suckers

http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/06.09/fudd.html

Anonymous said...

"..I was bratty, I was selfish, and I was wrong..."

SAY IT, BITCH!

Anonymous said...

Tony Soprano broke his legs when he couldn't pay the vig. He dies of an unspecific urinary infection (believed contracted through an un named real estate professional named Suzanne)infection at the VA hospital as his insurance was cancelled to allow him to pay the closing costs on the house he couldn't afford sold to him by Suzanne....

The pig slut old lady left him and the kids for a black bus driver named Shamille from Tupelo that OWNED his house outright. No Mortgage = As many blow jobs as you like, whenever you want wherever you are. They are expecting their first love child who will be named 'Obama' in honor of the current Facist Mussolini, Jr. currently 'In Charge' as whispered by the Brotherhood of Darkness, responsible for $3 a gallon gas all-of-a-sudden... Off with their heads, Do it NOW.

Sadly, Suzanne the used-house whore was later tortured, beaten and murdered by her crack-dealer boyfriend that she sold his trailer to with an option ARM loan (co-signed by wimpy the 'we can do this' boy previously mentioned) on the outskirts of Phoenix. It was rumored, but not proven that Casey Serin planned the entire transaction... Also rumored, but not proven to have had a long view were Caveman Adkins, Connie 'the beauty' DeGroot and Funny Yunny from NARland. Many are called and few are chosen...

The book will be out soon and the boyfriend will be on all the Sunday morning shows bumping off Geithner and Summers...

Another Day in Chairman MaoBama's America. Where is Holder? In rehab? Another nasty little secret?

Land of the Facist, Home of Dead.

America, Turd World Nation of Nothing.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king....

Summer of Rage '09

Lock & Load. Be There. Oh, that's Right, you have No Choice...

Hope and Change, Remember?

Just Kidding. It's all a joke...

Stanley Steemer said...

Everytime I see some poor schmuck sweating on a hot day, mowing his huge lawn in front of his huge house in the 'burbs, I wonder if his pampered wife - nowhere to be seen, of course - is giving him a bj that night. Probly not, huh, Suzanne?

jfp said...

Eh, this guy gets what he deserves for being a pussy. Some women think they want a guy like this, but they end up hating him when they eventually see what a sad disgusting tool he is.

Anonymous said...

Well... If SUZANNE researched it then it must be a great buy.

Anonymous said...

I have to give the women's rebuttal to this scenario, even though my situation might be relatively rare. My husband was the one who wanted the big house in the nice development. I was happier with the older, smaller home that we could afford. He wanted a big media room for the big screen tv and high end stereo system and a big garage for his new Dodge Ram truck on steroids. He also dragged me to boat shows and motorcycle showrooms to look at toys we could no way in hell afford on our salaries. I was the one who had to put the financial brakes on. He was angry about it and eventually left me, bought a new huge McMansion with his new gf, and ended up working part time selling used cars to pay for his toys. I think our story may be more common than this commercial would indicate.

swannster river said...

I wonder if the actors are aware of the notoriety this piece enjoys. How it totally epitomizes some of the worst behavior (that's not outright illegal) to have ever been practiced on such a large scale.

Or is it just a paycheck from way back when.

Anonymous said...

Just because this stupid commercial depicts a shrew browbeating her husband into a poor decision is no reason why this board should hold women accountable for the crash. Really beginning to hate the misogyny on this board.

I'd be willing to wager that a number of men over-extended themselves to show off to friends, neighbors, and colleagues. HELOCS were taken out to buy ridiculous gas-guzzler, penis-proxy cars, as well.

People are stupid - and that includes men and women.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:03 AM, HOly Crap just when you thought you had seen it all. Unbelievable.

sunshine, lollipops and happy graphs said...

>I'd be willing to wager that a number of men over-extended themselves to show off to friends.

I had a friend (male) who did this. The million dollar house in late 2006 was 100% his idea and decision. His wife is younger than him and doesn't read a lot of economics. I know he got what he richly deserves. I feel bad for her.

Anonymous said...

Best laugh was the female apologist claiming "I see no intent here" about the financial industry.

Face it ladies; embedded deep, deep inside you is a biological clock/drive that says
1)secure provider
2)conceive
3)feather nest and nuture

Once you've done that, you're through with us.

We begrudge it not(much), yet also have an embedded program:
1)locate attractive skirt
2)fErTiLiZE!

You don't really need us after all. A good job + turkey baster, and you're off to the Octoraces.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
I have to give the women's rebuttal to this scenario, even though my situation might be relatively rare. My husband was the one who wanted the big house in the nice development. I was happier with the older, smaller home that we could afford. He wanted a big media room for the big screen tv and high end stereo system and a big garage for his new Dodge Ram truck on steroids. He also dragged me to boat shows and motorcycle showrooms to look at toys we could no way in hell afford on our salaries. I was the one who had to put the financial brakes on. He was angry about it and eventually left me, bought a new huge McMansion with his new gf, and ended up working part time selling used cars to pay for his toys. I think our story may be more common than this commercial would indicate.

June 13, 2009 2:47 PM"

Count Your Blessings, Lady!

Anonymous said...

The Wall Street Journal has an article tody saying th Chinese are calling for the US to deal with the "toxic assets" still on the bank's books. The problem hasn't gone away, it is just being hidden. Its NOT over.

Wind Farmer said...

"We can do this."

Yes We Can.

The neutering has been completed. Congratulations, citizens. Did you get what you wanted?

Michele got the white house, not bad.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Well... If SUZANNE researched it then it must be a great buy.

June 13, 2009 2:44 PM

And it was a great buy!

For Suzanne.

6% of $300k = nice paycheck for her.

"So long suckers!" - Suzanne

Anonymous said...

Yeah come on Duuuude---

Buy your house the wife with the pool, so she can get what she really wants-- A hot Venezualan pool boy to do her behind the bushes while she has your sorry fat ass watching the kids.....

CAAAA-CHING!!

Honey!!! Can you make Juan and I some sandwhiches...We are hungry!!

Mike Oxlong said...

My fat greedy pig of a soon-to-be-ex-wife is such an ingrate. The month after we moved into a townhome she started looking at houses because she didn't like it. Yet I bought the one she wanted.

10 years later of me making the mortgage, utility, cell phone, insurance, etc. payments on my own, I am so glad I didn't buy the house.

Guys, if you haven't been through a divorce yet, read up on "established standard of living" and "marital property division". I am so lucky. I like saving my money; now I will reap the benefits of that for the rest of my life.

My wife is one of those typical "I'm going to take everything you've got"-type pigs. Boy is she in for a surprise! She's got it backwards between who will be living in the trailer and who will be in the house!