January 25, 2010

Will Russia soon invade the United States, now that Sarah Palin isn't standing guard?

I'm getting worried.

Now that Sarah Palin is whoring herself out to Fox News, is anyone watching the border with Russia?

I mean, at any moment, we may be looking at Red Dawn 2.

I'm afraid.

Without Sarah Palin to protect us, is there any hope?


Bukko_in_Australia said...

Will Russia invade the U.S.?!? Who the fuck would want that place bad enough to invade for it? Full of fat, stupid unemployed people. They've already got enough of those types in Russia.

CHINA will invade when the time is right. Meaning, when they get so polluted they run out of pigs to eat in barbrcued pork buns. The average Americano would be enough to fill 1,000 char siu bao.

Richard said...

Priceless. Simply priceless. If she wasn't such a MILF she would never have been picked.

Anonymous said...

Why do you even care about her. She is a non-factor. Do you really think she has a chance to do anything in an election where she is the primary candidate running for President?

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, that Einstein of a commander in chief currently occupying the oval office is freezing spending on a small portion of the budget.

I just got my hours cut from 40 hours a week down to 30. I'll cut HBO and Showtime from my budget. Whew. Problem solved.

Dancer said...

The commies are coming!

The commies are coming!

Anonymous said...

Yo, hide the Vodka, nah chug it down

casey said...

I heard levi is getting laid so much he is thinking about becoming a gigilo in los angles.

I wonder if palin is shaved?

Banana Republicrat said...

Bukko, maybe not after you trim off the fat!

Speaking of which, I could go for 1K pork buns about now.

Banana Republicrat said...

Keith, I love the panicked face twitch at 0:05. It looks like she got a hold of a bad piece of wolf jerky!

My favorite Palin contortion:

Angry Leprechaun said...

The amount of focus you put on this woman is just as pathetic as she is. I agree with anon. She is a non-factor regarless of any media spin on her.

Psycho said...

Bashing Bush no longer working for Democrats

For a while, bashing former President George W. Bush seemed the best strategy for any Democrat who wanted to win an election.

No more.

Bush bashing no longer works. Voters have tired of the constant liberal mantra that all the problems facing American today are Bush's fault.

Time to find someone new to blame.

The problem, of course, is that after three years in controls of Congress and one year in the White House, the Democrats may have no one to blame but themselves.

Failure to address the problems now belongs to the failed Democratic leaders of Congress and President Barack Obama.

Polls show voters no longer buy the premise that Bush is solely to blame for the nation's economic ills

Question is: Will Democrats accept responsibility for their failures?

This is goiing to start getting really fun... Keth we really need that Obama Panic Meter!

Anonymous said...

Fear not....the 'rogue one' has been reassigned to a higher profile sentry position to alert us of the 'disastrous consequences' of Obama's proposed cut in missile defense spending:


Meanwhile, there's a Raytheon warehouse being filled with 'purchased' copies of her "best-selling" book...

Anonymous said...

She can't hold a candle to our current vice president. But why isn't that an issue?

Humble Trader said...

Yay for dumb, hot MILFs.

Anonymous said...

The underpinnings of Palin's governorship and elevation to VP candidate:


Sarah, who's your daddy??

carmine said...

Here we go again, Keith is getting all weeweed up about something Palin said. Meanwhile the U.S. economy is in the shitter, looting by the banks continues, and Obama promises once again to get serious about deficit reduction. LOL

Bread and circuses...

Voltaire said...

Did you ever sleep with one of your ex's girlfriends, just to get back at them after breaking up, or right before you break-up?

Think of continued disapproval for the president leading into 2012. Think of a continued Recession. Think of a Depression... Now imagine her on the ballot, and trust me, she imagines herself on the ballot already. What's the likelihood that some people (stupid as they may be) will vote for her, just out of spite?

Its a scary thought, but we're not dealing with the brightest people here in the states. Generation of "pick the lesser of two evils" has been engraved in our minds and some people are just vindictive.

Take for example Obama winning at all. Many people voted for him over Hillary in the primaries just because they hated Hillary, and not because they liked Obama.

In any case, I think Palin left her post as governor to make a solid attempt at becoming president in 2012.

We can all laugh at her now, but don't underestimate her. She had solid appeal to folks and still does.

Only time will tell.

Anonymous said...

I say they should make a porno movie in Siberia with Sarah Palin and Senator Brown.

I'd say, "The Advenures of Foxxy Sarah" and send it to Putin.

Anonymous said...

I loved "Red Dawn"!he idea of being able to fight it out with the Ruskies instead of being in that stupid ass high school with all those morons really sounded...wait, what was the question again?

anon said...

You’ve been posting several times a week now,
We’re concerned that you’ll overstrain and exhaust yourself
can you sloow down a little

Is it even legal in Europe to work more then 5 hours a week?

Ok you’re a rebel and probably push the envelope a little and squeeze in 5 and half hours a week.

We wont tell

I'll check back in March

yoski said...

Anon 11:32
"Do you really think she has a chance to do anything in an election where she is the primary candidate running for President?"
I thought the same about Bush and Obama. Americans love to pick stupid people as president. Yes, Obama is either stupid or evil for selling out to the bankers. Take your pick.

RipeDurian said...

What's with the freaky hand gestures as she spits out the Putin's head rearing line? Visible confirmation of a brain short circuiting.

So many 'mericans voted for that,


Anonymous said...


Char Siu Bao is my favorite food.

Maybe we can meet in Vancouver for Dim Sum to celebrate Chinese New Year!

Baked or Steamed?


Anonymous said...

Sorry to be the one to say this, but since Keith is being trepidant I will.

Because Americans are just as Stupid as they are broke. With Mitt Romney's help...

Sarah Palin will be the next President of the United States.

Got Passport?


Anonymous said...

"NEW ORLEANS - A conservative filmmaker who posed as a pimp to target the liberal activist group ACORN was arrested with the son of a federal prosecutor..."

"..."It was poor judgment," Robert Flanagan's lawyer, Garrison Jordan, said in a brief interview outside the courthouse. "I don't think there was any intent or motive to commit a crime."...

...Using a hidden camera, O'Keefe, posing as a pimp and accompanied by a young woman posing as a prostitute, shot videos in ACORN offices where staffers appeared to offer illegal tax advice and to support the misuse of public funds and illegal trafficking in children..."

Go Sarah, GO!

Anonymous said...

Oh God ,I can't believe what I saw
on that tape .

Anonymous said...

Palin is good for one thing only, and that is spreading her legs!

Bukko_in_Australia said...


(Not sayin' I want it; just that it would stand a good chance in a future nation disgusted with Hopey...)

edd browne said...

All thanks to Sarah !
She saved us from McCain dying and
putting her or some other dud in the Oval Office.

And she's a poster child for failed-education,
the fundamental problem with the U.S.

keith said...

I just heard they're going to make Red Dawn 2


I'll be first in line


Bukko_in_Australia said...


Char Siu Bao is my favorite food.

Maybe we can meet in Vancouver for Dim Sum to celebrate Chinese New Year!

Baked or Steamed?


Unfortunately, Ray, when I worked in San Francisco, the families of patients would often bring in packages of steamed pork buns for us nurses. While they were a diversion from my all-time favourite medstaff bribe, the buns were usually of the lowest quality -- gummy dough, miniscule amounts of fatty pork and gristle, frequently the days-old dreck from whatever restaurant that family member worked at. (Sorry to be ethnically labeling here, but a lot of Chinese people are cheapasses, even when they're being generous.) Put me right offa char siu bao. When I go out for Asian up here, I go for pho.

casey said...

I heard sarah is going going to be in a godaddy commerical w/ danica during the superbowl.She will be showing off those huge titties to all you perverts.

I want a fathead of palin so I can jerk off more.

Went2puke said...

Voltaire: "We can all laugh at her now, but don't underestimate her. She had solid appeal to folks and still does."
Well put! And somebody else posted that Americans do elect stupid candidates. When she was recently asked if she regrets coming across in her interviews as not being informed (in other words stupid), Palin said: "I don't worry about what they say about me, coz Americans shoot down their arguments immediately."
What she meant was: "Americans are more stupid than me, so they won't see it when I say stupid things!"

Went2puke said...

Keith, I recommend this opinion piece by Frank Rich in NYT. It's a must read, a sober look at Obama's first year's spineless policies and what he must do to recover.


Rich says recovering means "taking on bankers who were among the Obama campaign’s biggest backers and whose lobbyists have castrated regulatory reform by buying off congressmen of both parties. It means pressing for all constitutional remedies that might counter last week’s 5-to-4 Supreme Court decision allowing corporate campaign contributions to buy off even more."
Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Now that Obama is whoring for the Hispanic lobby, is anyone watching the border with Mexico?

Banana Republicrat said...

"Sorry to be ethnically labeling here, but a lot of Chinese people are cheapasses, even when they're being generous."

Bukko: In the future be a little more sorry, like so sorry that you leave the stereotype BS part out.

Ray: The baked are the best. No contest.

Anonymous said...

all that hate's gonna burn you up, boy.

yeah, but it keeps me warm at night.


Angry leprechuan said...


Obama's State of the Union is tonight, we have Timmy betting schooled today and this is the shit you have on here.

Anonymous said...

With our without Palin, Alaska is more secure than the southern border which Obama steadfastly REFUSES to enforce. Obama = Bush on steroids.

Oh, and Palin and Bush did not need a teleprompter to speak to 6th graders. Yes, that's right. Obama is even dumber than our stupid Bush and stupid Palin.

Mike Hunt said...


Yeah Palin was a flop. But are you telling me that Biden is so much better. Check out this link for your reading pleasure:



Anonymous said...

Funny, you Libs sure are afraid of a strong confident, good-looking as well woman,

Why is that?

If she was a Dem...

Nah, you have nothing as good as Sarah!

all your so-called women have Bigger balls than the men.

Anonymous said...

"...we have Timmy betting schooled today...With our without Palin...

Jesus. Fucking. CHRIST!...

English. Please.