March 31, 2010

Welcome to the FoxNews.com Hot Sex Channel

I dropped by FoxNews.com, to check in on attractive missing blonde girls, porn stars, hot celebrities and sex tapes. And no, Fox News did not disappoint!

Oh, there was some stupid stuff about politics and ugly old men too. But I skipped right over that.

Gotta love Roger Ailes. Genius. Suck 'em in with hot babes, christian paranoia and some American flags, and then feed them your corporate-sponsored GOP political hypnosis.

Genius.


Straight from foxnews.com yesterday - you know, the right wing family values conservative christian network - here you go. You can't make this stuff up folks. Bill Loofah O'Reilly must be in heaven.


  • Uchitel Longs for Privacy ...

    Yet, she still showed up at gossip blogger Perez Hilton's birthday bash, where she bragged that anybody would want to be her friend | RACHEL HOT SHOTS

  • Kate's 'DWTS' Disaster

    More trouble for Gosselin on 'Dancing With the Stars' as her partner threatens to quit during rehearsals and judge slams her performance as a 'nightmare'

  • 'I Won't Be Edited'

    FOX411: Heidi Montag, famous for editing her own body with multiple procedures, looks forward to life after 'Hills' | HEIDI'S

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Q1 2010 Cable Ranker: Fox News #2 Overall; Has Top 13 Shows in Cable News

Anonymous said...

Republicans love sex as much as Democrats they just try to repress it or not admit it

Anonymous said...

Roger is just using marketing tactics that go back thousands of years. We forget sometimes that sex sells sex sells SEX SELLS. That principle even exists in the Bible. John the Baptist's head ended up on a platter because the lovely dancing girl asked for it and the king said "Sure baby, whatever you want!" or something to that effect.

Honica Jewinski said...

Jesus, Keith.......

You really are one flaming SOB, aren't ya?

Anonymous said...

A little news, a little sexy women, I don't see the problem if you know what it is.

Along this line, everyone knows that strippers aren't really that into you.

Prisoner No. 6 said...

Same strategy Murdoch used to sell the Sun to generations of mouth-breathers in the UK. Page 3 girls, flag-waving fake patriotism, constant outrages, screaming tabloid headlines, total distortion of the news, and playing to the whole "victimhood" mentality of the uneducated knuckle-draggers.

In England, they are known as "Lager Louts," "Yobbos," or "Soccer Hooligans."

In the US, they are "Tea Partiers," "Randroids," "Glibertarians," and "Dittoheads."

They don't have any solutions. But the media they listen to tells them who to blame.

Strangely, the culprits are always the people who they already hate: gays, blacks, immigrants, college-educated people.

Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with boinking.

Anonymous said...

Ever check out HuffPo? At least as much "sexiness". CNN has linked through to SI swimsuit edition. NBC, ABC link through to their television series.

I'm not aware of Republican's being loath to admit a fondness for sex. Sex sells. Why should Fox ignore that? They don't purport to be "Catholic Radio".

keith said...

The difference with Fox News is that they're the channel of 'conservatives'. of 'christians'. of 'family values'

tits and ass all over their website and channel is about as hypocritical as it gets.

who cares if a liberal channel has that stuff. liberals love sex. they love lesbians and gays. they love drugs and weird stuff. and they freely admit it.