May 4, 2009

Once, as America was descending into chaos, this happened.


Let's all have a good laugh.

Ha. Ha ha ha ha.

It wasn't funny at the time. But damn, it sure is a rib-tickler now, eh?

Oh, wait, this just in. Limbaugh isn't laughing.

33 comments:

Bukko_in_Australia said...

So FatBoy Limpballs defends Gov. Moosernator against the whinges of Mittens and Jaib!? Odd, that.

I view Mr. Oxycontin as the mouthpiece for America's corporate masters. How dare he criticise the latest heroes of that master class? OTOH, the only people who pay attention to what Mr. Three Divorces says are the brain-dead mouth-breathers who like SSarah because she's as mean and stupid as they are. So DrugBoy can't rile them up too much.

However, idological consistency is not his strong suit. Hell, that fat fucker doesn't even tell the truth most of the time. So he'll change his tune when TPTB tell him to.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to Bush! 2012. If you liked the fist two of 'em, you LOVE the third! Here, let me give you a couple extra bullets to put in the revolver for when you play Russian Roulette, America.

Anonymous said...

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Republican broads are HOT



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Anonymous said...

Palin is better than ANYTHING the Dems have to offer....Ever!

Putin on the ritz said...

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Anonymous said...

she is smart, intelligent, strong, capable, determined !

BVM said...

SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!! GOOD LUCK, GOP WITH THAT ONE. ARE THEY GOING TO TRY TO GIVE HER A BRAIN TRANSPLANT OR SOMETHING? I WAS LISTENING TO TODD-WHITMAN TODAY ON THE RADIO AND SHE IS SUCH AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN,; WHY CAN'T THEY USE HER IN THE GOP? I MEAN, I COULD ACTUALLY CONSIDER VOTING REPUBLICAN AT LISTENING TO HER...OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT, TODD-WHITMAN DOESN'T MAKE THE RIGHT WING GEEKS CUM IN THEIR PANTS. SHALLOW MALPARIDOS!!!! CARAVERGAS!!!

dirty said...

Oh man I loved to hit that.Those lips could do wonders.

Someone trying to sell vaccine on ebay, caveat emptor.

Pig in a Blanket said...

Rush Lim-bahhhh - makes me ill. Please don't feature his fat face anymore. Obviously, too much Viagra has caused this dementia. It is also known to cause bloating of the face.

She blinded me with science said...

FLASH IN THE NEWS:

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will be part of the National Council for a New America, an attempt by leaders in Congress and potential 2012 presidential candidates to rebrand the struggling party.

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Oh noooooo! "A NEW AMERICA!?"

Not Again!

Dont you even realize that your party and PNAC basically (no, DID)destroyed the entire financial world in just under 8-years flat?

Plus TWO never ending UN-NEEDED WARS of complete failure????

What are you still fighting for Sara? You lost! Plus, your party hung Saddaam 3-years ago!

What!???.. Oh, he didnt do 9/11?

I know, I know. It was that "other guy" with that free hotmail account. He took down the entire NORAD system, FAA phone lines, Civil Defence Network, the US Air-Force Command Center and several other security agencies with one single email! Hot-dam he was good!

GET A CLUE!!!!!

WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR GLOOM AND DOOM PARTY OF BULL-SHIT!

OMG!!!!
(We need a clean-up on Isle 9!)

Anonymous said...

"...she's embarrassing..."Why should she be that?

Unless of course someone's trying to pass her off as worldly.

That wasn't her fraud; merely her aspiration.

Given what we've swallowed so far, can you blame her for thinking it doable?

Just checked the FAA database again; still no Single Engine Sea.

Who is the commander of their aircraft?

It's registered to them, and cannot be legally flown without a seaplane certificate.

moretroops said...

Remember those gigantor bullets from Super Mario Brothers 3? -- "Bomb-ombs" I believe they were called. Big black bullets that you either had to jump over or duck.

Palin was America's Bomb-omb. We ducked it.

Phew.

Anonymous said...

Limbaugh just wants to pop a blue pill and do her!

Duarte said...

If Palin had said Americans should avoid enclosed public places, the left would have dedicated five SNL episodes to ridiculing her for it. Why aren't you humiliating Biden for his endless stream of gaffs? Talking about not laughing. The man is the elected VP.

Anonymous said...

There is a plausible explanation.Ohhh yeahHe can't stop.WTF, America? We could've had more laughs out of the White House as they finished off our cuntry.

Now all we've got is some whiny-ass wackjobs finishing off the GOP.

Knock yourselves out, 20%ers.

randall666flagg said...

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Anonymous said...

she is smart, intelligent, strong, capable, determined !

May 5, 2009 1:07 AM
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And don't forget "SCREWABLE" as in "Let's get it on, Sarah baby...".

Man, Dude, I do her if I have a chance. Not sure about the intelligent part though...

les said...

The job of President doesn't seem to require any amount of intelligence.

Just spend, spend, spend.

Make sure your friends get rich and you'll have a lifelong gig of public speaking when your term is over.

Anonymous said...

Rumors are making the rounds in Alaska about Sarah's new 'tell all' biography.

Details are sketchy, but apparently it reveals her fervent desire to "gut-shoot a bunch of them godless Ruskies" with her favorite Remington shotgun.

The original title: 'Born to Model, But Destined to Lead the Free World' has been rejected by her publisher as: 'needing revision'.

There's also speculation of a 'springboard event' prior to her book tour to 'get the media abuzzin'.

One rumor persists that Palin's been taking karate lessons and intends to challenge judo expert Putin to a 'knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred, fight-to-the-finish' match at the YWCA in Juneau.

A seamstress in Anchorage is rumored to be putting the finishing touches on Sarah's shimmering red robe by embroidering 'Karate Hottie' on the back, and 'Harbingers of Doom' on the sleeves.

No word yet on Putin's acceptance of the challenge...

Anonymous said...

Bukko in Aussieland


You Bleedin Drongo!

Bukko_in_Australia said...

Anonymous said...You Bleedin Drongo!Oh yeah? -- You tightarse Wowser!

Baked Alaska said...

I think a video of Sarah Palin getting porked by Hannity, Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Putin, Sarkozy, and Hugo Chavez would be some great GOP fun. They could raise a lot of money with it.
You betcha.

fat amelican said...

Bukko loves to comment on American politics. He fancies himself as an intellectual, an accomplished man of the world. Truth be told, Sarah Palin shits bigger than him every morning.

Anonymous said...

please...jeb bush...go away.

El Loco said...

They need a leader ... not a MILF?

get off the porn !!!

Anonymous said...

McCain - Palin in '08!

Bwa ha ha ha

Whose illegitamate Baby is the Fucked up one with the stupid retarded white-trash redneck name?

Trig trag trunk truck?

Fuckee Fuckee? Smoke cigarette through pussy?

A huge future as a Porn Sensation.

GOP leader: Not so much....

Anonymous said...

GOP/Palin-style Family Values:

Bristol Palin promotes teen pregnancy prevention
The Associated Press
Posted: 05/05/2009 08:29:21 AM PDT
Updated: 05/05/2009 08:29:23 AM PDT


ANCHORAGE, Alaska—Unwed mother Bristol Palin is going to take part in a national campaign to help raise awareness for teen pregnancy prevention.
The 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has been appointed as a Teen Ambassador for The Candie's Foundation.

Bristol Palin will participate in a town hall meeting Wednesday in New York.

She said in a statement that she feels she could be a living example of the consequences of teen pregnancy. She said she would consider it an accomplishment if she can prevent even one girl from getting pregnant.

Bristol Palin gave birth Dec. 27 to a boy named Tripp. She and the boy's father, Levi Johnston, have separated.

A Comment from our Anon Poster:

In your lifetime have you ever seen such a web of White Trash and immoral people? Would you let these dingbats run anything more than a port-a-potty franchise? They would be perfect turd suckers outers.

What Next, Bristol Palin becomes Planned Parenthood CEO in Alaska?

Nice Diversion, but the sheeple are much smarter this time around. and to The Palins: why not stop your charade while you still have a shred of dignity left?

The GOP is dead.

BTW: whose kid is the retarded one anyway? Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

HEY Keith, that's REPUBLICAN PARTY LEADER Limbaugh to YOU pal!

You can't just say "Limbaugh" anymore. It's not respectful of the leadership...

Anonymous said...

Palin, LOL!

Just what we need after 8 years of Dumbya--another voluntarily illiterate, accidentally criminal non-thinker who would spend the whole time taking orders from the racist-fascist wing of the party (Limbaugh/Coulter/Sessions/Lott/etc/etc)

Guberville Smack said...

What makes her so "hot"?
Must be the fact that she is a governor. When she became the vice president nominee, she got even "hotter". Otherwise I doubt anyone would be talking about how hot she is.
Maybe some subconscience phenomena that people want to f*ck somebody in authority?
Wonder what Freud would say?

gutless and lazy said...

Anyone got any hot pix / links of Palin?

Let's send them to Putin and Ahmadinejad. I'm sure that will intimidate the heck of of them!

LOL!!!

SeattleMoose said...

Hillbilly soccer mom....nuf said.

Anonymous said...

I believe the new baby's name is Trog. And the other baby's name is Trippin.

Anonymous said...

A great representative of a Bananna Republic of broke America is a Mulatto President. America the ugly once all those taxes go up to pay for all the social programs that are not hope and change, but tax and spend, till the end. Palin will look even better when people realize they are not better off under Obama, but poorer and taxed even more. Obama will go down as America's ugly period. If America could go from Clinton to Bush, from pocket ball to dry drunk, then it can go from Obama, the mulatto messiah, to Palin the pole worker.

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Just be glad she's not a Liberal piece of shit!



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